Avaron1974

Resident Lesbian
Aug 22, 2018
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I try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
There's something beautiful in your eyes ............. It's my reflection.

Are your legs tired ............. you've been running around my mind all night.

That's a nice dress you are wearing ......... it will look great on my bedroom floor.

I want to call your left leg Christmas and your right leg Easter then visit between the holidays.

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven.

Want to go halves on a bastard.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.

I'm not into watching sunsets but i'd love to see you go down.

Or the only line a guy ever said to me that made me laugh "do you like Chicken .... suck on this it's fowl".
 

HornyyPussy

Board Buff
Apr 26, 2020
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There's something beautiful in your eyes ............. It's my reflection.

Are your legs tired ............. you've been running around my mind all night.

That's a nice dress you are wearing ......... it will look great on my bedroom floor.

I want to call your left leg Christmas and your right leg Easter then visit between the holidays.

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven.

Want to go halves on a bastard.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.

I'm not into watching sunsets but i'd love to see you go down.

Or the only line a guy ever said to me that made me laugh "do you like Chicken .... suck on this it's fowl".
Ooooookaaay :) Damn Ava, you playa'!
 
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OutOfAshes

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Apr 14, 2019
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can you swim
yes?
i want to bump into your Pelvic

are there other words for bump?

or pelvic?
sounds better in german somehow :ROFLMAO:
 

Abhai

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a few good ones:
damn why didnt i know for the googl..i mean that site earlier:KEK:
 
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Blake45666

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I try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
ayy girl, you a beaver? 'cause DAM

is your dad a terrorist? 'cause you're the bomb

are you google? cuz you're everything i'm looking for

what has 42 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? my zipper

do you own a jersey? cuz i need your name and number
 
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