AriOnTheInternet
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Date for love and learn how to eat pussy
Cold feet are a thing but otherwise I agree with this argument in other games when the girls get naked but they for some reason are still wearing shoes.Well, despite the plot taken out of thin air, literally. The scenes look quite good, and the elf's appearance plays a big role here, of course. So everything is fine with that. The only thing is that although the socks look good on her, doing all the scenes with them is still too much, after all, it's part of the clothes and not part of the body... And it would be strange if they were never removed, especially during sex when all the clothes are removed (well, except for them in this case, for some reason...). Otherwise, as for the gameplay, this game only allowed me to choose the protagonist's name... Well, I know that such games are called visual comics rather than games, which in itself is not a very good decision by the developer. There is no involvement in the game...
Not really no. Anime "dark elf" is basically "anything not pasty white". So literally "I have a mild tan" is enough to be classified as a "dark elf" by their scale. These days I just equate it to "tanned beach babe with blonde hair" for what the actual aesthetic will play out as. So if you see one in a game or anime, just replace it with "California beach babe" and you will be fine.So she's a drow.
Yeah, I honestly thought it was a Japanese game just by the title.....What in the absolute anime title is this
Cool story. Use of nearly every Zoomer-born, unintelligible atrocity of the "I spend too much time on the internet" dialect of the English language in the rant and then calls this game "too sad and juvenile". We have reached levels of irony previously thought impossible.I can't do it.
I just can't.
After sitting through some of the most pretentiously wrong pseudo-philosophy pablum about the nature of love, you're introduced to the MC as he walks in on his girlfriend kissing another dude. She summarily dumps you, says she still likes you as a friend, but that you simply don't excite her in the same way as Chad Thundercock here who is currently slapping her ass and groping her tits like a piece of meat. MC then falls to their knees in their best Darth Vader 'NOOOO!' impersonation.
Cut to 25 year old MC, who is now a founder of multiple successful business ventures and is subsequently a multi-millionaire. Congrats, bro has already won at the Game of Life. But no, he's still obsessing over that one time a girl broke his heart almost a decade ago. Will he ever have another girlfriend? Will he die alone and unloved? Also we get a whole unneeded sequence where the MC seeks professional help, but throws shade on anxiety meds cause he's afraid they'll make him suicidal. So yeah, how about a side of ignorant fearmongering to go with your sad fantasy?
How does one go about getting a dark brown elven hottie? Does one need to be conventionally attractive, or have a charming personality? Is there an elaborate courtship procedure? Nope! You simply need to wait around until they screw up an experiment and get zapped across dimensions to land right in your lap while you sit in your living room. Yep, it's a reverse-isekai. Not even 5 minutes in, and I can't stop rolling my eyes enough to keep reading.
I'm out. This is just incel fantasy tripe. Cuck-kun sigma grindset's himself to success, right before a smoking hot fantasy trope tosses themselves at his feet for no apparent reason. This is way too sad and juvenile for my tastes.
You know, there are easier ways to tell the world your tastes are both sad and juvenile. Or, you know, you can just keep it to yourself.Cool story. Use of nearly every Zoomer-born, unintelligible atrocity of the "I spend too much time on the internet" dialect of the English language in the rant and then calls this game "too sad and juvenile". We have reached levels of irony previously thought impossible.