VN Ren'Py Karlsson's Gambit [v0.8.2B Final] [Grym Gudinna Games]

[Maviarab]

A philosopher will tell you that in the beginning there must have been a first Sith who had no master and had to lay the groundwork and learn on his own . Like absolutely all knowledge, it is now almost all encapsulated in a four or five year degree and bureaucratised, but the first mad geniuses had no one to teach them.

Well you know....they be more like guidelines rather than rules...

 

[Dreadlord Sinister]

If you want your Dark Queen's reign to be long and prosperous, you must get her to a doctor as soon as possible. Look at the fingertips of her hand, they are bent as if broken and very red .

There is nothing wrong with her hand lol that is the blood and intrails of her enemies that is caked on there........ Nothing more we should never speak in this again

 

[Dark Quean Olivia]

Ahhh, what mischief can we get up to today I wonder?

 

[MilesEdgeworth]

Mistress, somethings wrong, I tried to do my rounds and found the movie theater room to be locked. I can't do my proper rounds without going there.

 

[Dark Quean Olivia]

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Mistress, somethings wrong, I tried to do my rounds and found the movie theater room to be locked. I can't do my proper rounds without going there.

It's being cleaned young lady! Be grateful I didn't make you lick up all the stains!

 

[Dreadlord Sinister]

She has altered the deal pray she don't alter it any further

 

[MilesEdgeworth]

She has altered the deal pray she don't alter it any further

Speaking of altering.... I see your future quite clearly

 

[Dreadlord Sinister]

Speaking of altering.... I see your future quite clearly

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Oh I'm sure you would love that for me but that's not going to happen my friend no matter how much of an Ace attorney you are because I got the Chewbacca defense

 

[Maviarab]

Oh I'm sure you would love that for me but that's not going to happen my friend no matter how much of an Ace attorney you are because I got the Chewbacca defense

I don't think Olivia chews tobacco....

 

[Dreadlord Sinister]

I don't think Olivia chews tobacco....

Not chew tobacco lol Chewbacca you know 8-9 ft tall ape like creature very temperamental doesn't like to lose space games lives on endor for some reason

 

[Dreadlord Sinister]

Miss Olivia Ladies and gentlemen of the jury

Spoiler: Chewbacca

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this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm not a lawyer like Mr Edgeworth, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

 

[Maviarab]

want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks?

He has a height superiority complex? He likes children?

I heard Olivia likes kids too....she couldnt eat a whole one in one sitting though...

 

[asgardtipar2]

What's the point of having kind and subb-y Olivia if she ends up being mean and sadistic by the end anyway?

 

[MilesEdgeworth]

Miss Olivia Ladies and gentlemen of the jury

Spoiler: Chewbacca

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this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm not a lawyer like Mr Edgeworth, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

OBJECTION

Mistress Olivia, Dreadlord is clearly not wearing his cock cage which is why he's blathering about this Chewbacca nonsense. I would like to call my first witness to the stand: Cassandra


Yes, mistress, he refuses to wear a cock cage. He said, "If that bitch wants someone to wear a cock cage, she can put it on herself."

 

[MilesEdgeworth]

What's the point of having kind and subb-y Olivia if she ends up being mean and sadistic by the end anyway?

She's not a sub yet, she's supposed to be one in the future if you make those choices

 

[Dark Quean Olivia]

What's the point of having kind and subb-y Olivia if she ends up being mean and sadistic by the end anyway?

What on earth do you mean worm? I'm a sweetheart, you can ask anyone here.

He said, "If that bitch wants someone to wear a cock cage, she can put it on herself."

It can be arranged. I'll deal with it.

 

[Maviarab]

What's the point of having kind and subb-y Olivia if she ends up being mean and sadistic by the end anyway?

Not sure submissive means what you think it means in the context of the story.

 

[Dreadlord Sinister]

OBJECTION

Mistress Olivia, Dreadlord is clearly not wearing his cock cage which is why he's blathering about this Chewbacca nonsense. I would like to call my first witness to the stand: Cassandra
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Yes, mistress, he refuses to wear a cock cage. He said, "If that bitch wants someone to wear a cock cage, she can put it on herself."

OBJECTION

It's Mr Sinister to you and I refer to my previous statement if Chewbacca lives on Endor I am innocent

 

[Sharpshooter890]

I guess April 1st came a little early to the thread, or maybe it's the spring finally kicking in and people collectively loose their minds. I guess I'll add to the madness.
Here's a screenshot from this trash new Star Wars TV show "Acolyte".

Spoiler: Garbage

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We can see a Wookie in Jedi robes, which means Chewbacca has been roaming around naked this whole time! Even fucking Ewoks had a decency to wear some clothes, but not this walking carpet! No, sir! Dark Quean Olivia, please put him in a cage where he belongs. And shave him so he looks like this.

Spoiler: You've been warned

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[Dreadlord Sinister]

shave him so he looks like this.

Oh dear god