Asking for the option to have your or anyone's preferences catered to is not the issue, you scapegoating bi people is the issue, you shielding yourself with (paraphrasing) "gay and straight people won't like this" is the issue, and now you're even contradicting yourself with your "two men going at it" statement.
I was curious if your fine with the Moss Shaper, the gecko and the upcoming goat character, or the shower threesome (the one actual bi scene) and considered asking, but you already beat me to the punch by misusing 'cis' (the prefix you're looking for is 'hetero').
Honestly, I was considering not to responding at all, it would just make it look I'm a 'simp' with no life, especially since I really wanted to keep my Anya response as the last one. But hooray, I just had to log in on the same day you made this post with that ifunny watermark.
Bye.