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This is the only developer that I've seen that could make a Skyrim porn parody game that would actually be good. I am so freaking impressed with the "game" quality of this work of art that there are times when I forget I'm playing a Renpy game. I'm not writing a walkthrough for this game cause I don't have time to write the Necronomicon, plus the developer already wrote a perfect one. What I am going to do is point out a few specific brilliant game design elements within this game that I believe other xxx game developers should take note of. As well as how much I wish this team of developers (two for now) to grow and become a massive game company.
Right from the fucking start of this game is masterful! The Main Menu! it's pure 1990's perfection. Simply, elegant and matches the tone and theme of this game. For those of you who can hear the music it is also perfection. Just look at the main menu and listen to the music for a little bit, you will forget super fast that this is a Ren'py game. I fucking love it! You had me at hello!
Start a new game and you're presented with a beautifully designed and brief backstory that again fits the tone and theme of the game. Flawless design. DO NOT use the default Ren'py text mechanic to deliver a backstory, or set up your world, do it like this! This, I love. Granted though this only works if you want a narrator like start of your game, if you want one of your characters to start talking at the beginning fine I guess, just make sure you spice up the text background.
Okay so the first time I started the game I was taken back at how much artwork went into this game, like legit real hand drawn artwork, holy shit that's incredible. The art gets a grade of "A Fucking Plus" (AF+) in my books, beyond perfect grade. Just from looking at the first actual image you can see a lot of customization went into this game. They took the basic engine mechanics and made it do what they wanted it to do. The only thing in this image that even let's me know that it's a Ren'py game is the [Back, Save, Q.Save] links at the bottom right. But those links are defaulted in the middle at the bottom of the screen. This developer moved them to the right and above the perfection text background framing. I didn't even mention it, look at that beautiful ornate frame they added to the text backgound. This is what I'm talking about people! Customize everything to fit within the world of your game, even the text backgrounds.
Now I'm not a big fan of having the characters names constantly showing when they speak but at least this developer took the time to again customize and make it fit within the world. I love the font choice and the placement of everything, this is a seasoned developer and like I said in the beginning, Skyrim porn parody game should be the next game they work on.
Three images in. Main Menu, Backstory, First Gameplay Image and I already love this game. The game also has incredible ethereal music playing in the background while you play, fuck me this is what I'm talking about. The thought and care put into this design far surpasses what I've seen in other games. Just something about this has got me grinning ear to ear.
Even the response selection has been customized, fucking brilliant! It feels and plays like a game I would have played back in the 90's. Maybe that's why I love this design so much. I think though where I just unzipped and blew a massive load is when I discovered the map... OMFG look at that world map, that perfect old school hand drawn, illustrated world map.. Buckets of cum all over this game and the developers. Are you kidding me with this shit? Are you kidding me with this game design.
If there was ever a developer you want to team up with or work with, omg work with these two devs. These two devs need to start their own fucking game studio and start hiring people. As far as I know the biggest adult game dev studio out their that I'm aware of is Illusion games, the developers of honey select and all them other porn games I'm sure you've played. I see Hreinn Games getting that huge if they continue down this road. Make a studio Hreinn Games, work towards building a studio.
As I write this review I'm also playing the game, even the image map of the camp is freaking brilliant as well, every thing you see on the screen is something you can interact with. There's even two sections to this camp, an upper with all the war chiefs and lower with all the slaves and fighters. My god this game makes me feel like playing Skyrim and oh fuck yeah that's a good feeling.
There's a freaking old school fighting mechanic in this game. Like wtf Hreinn Games is leagues above other Ren'py developers and I challenge you to find me another developer who puts as much time and effort into their games as much as this dev? Every frame is animated, every frame is hand drawn, the fight mechanic is custom design, the behind the scenes code for this game must be an amazing read of good game design 101. The fact that you can fight in this game, like this, makes me not even care about the porn aspect. I just want to go around and fight everyone now. After I've trained and leveled up my character of course. Cause you know, Hreinn Games also made this game RPG esc... Cumshot.
At this point is where I thought I would save the game and take a little break cause I was just too much in love with this design and artwork that I just needed it. Then BAM! Custom Save Menu too, fucking hell amazing. I completely forgot I was playing a Ren'py game and allowed this game to stand apart from the title "Ren'py" game, fuck that, this is a stand alone "Game". It may use the Ren'py engine but they made it their own. Excellent work.
Fuck me my eleven queens there's even a custom inventory system that I haven't talked about yet. You can equip multiple armor types with varying effects on the fighting mechanic and world interaction mechanic. Need to wear the bar maid outfit if you want to work as a bar maid, obviously. You can equip multiple weapons and if you have the right tool in your inventory you can perform various tasks like digging up roots to sell for coin. Oh fuck I forgot about the economy in this game, there's a freaking economy in this game! With shop keepers selling different stuff and depending on which race your with the items, weapons, armor will change. Fuck me this game is deep, I mean DEEP!
Continent Map!!!?/ Are you out of your freaking mind? Okay.. Clearly I can't play all of this game in one go and holy fuck does it have replay value. This is the part where I discovered the Continent Map, holy shit this game is as huge as Skyrim and it's a porn game, like wtf Hreinn Games, you two are not fucking around. You stand alone, you are the Bethesda of the porn game world, I salute you.
A faction system is also in this game cause why the fuck not throw every mechanic you can think of at this game, just, why not. You have to choose who you align yourself with in order to progress down multiple paths cause you know, Skyrim had a faction system so obviously this game would too. For real, Hreinn Games is the Bethesda of the adult only game genre.
I could talk for hours about this game but hopefully at this point I've convinced people reading this to play this freaking game. Yes their is sex and porn in this game as it is an adult only game but oh my lord does this game have so much more. This is a game that should be on a CD/DVD with box art, an illustrated instruction manual (make a good one of those and you'll be in legendary territory) the whole nine yards. When Hreinn Games becomes a studio and has like a dozen or more people working with them I hope they make exclusive, physical copy games that they ship to you. That is a loot box I would fucking love to see! I bet they would even make a custom Pop figure for it too lmao!
I usually rate my games on a Cumshot worthy or leaves you Blue Balled scale. This game, without a doubt is a..
EPIC CUMSHOT!!!
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- Game has replay value that does not rely on story alone. (From the fighting mechanic, to the different factions to the sex scenes that you probably didn't find, holy shit this game is Skyrim.)
- Game has a well written story. (Clearly, clearly this story was so meticulously thought out that I wouldn't be surprised if they spent months upon months writing it. The world building is incredible, holy shit this game is Skyrim.)
- Game has animations. (Talking, fighting, moving, sex scenes I can't believe how many animations this game has, and to think it's done with hand drawn images, my god.)
- Game has well designed female models. (Freaking hand drawn characters that look sexy and amazing like wtf how are you this good???)
- Game takes a decent amount of time to finish or see all that it has to offer if it has no definitive end. (Hreinn Games finishes their games so it won't be stuck in version hell but no matter what version you play you will see what this game has to offer in quick succession.)
- Game has not used all default game engine assets without customizing them. (You will fucking forget you are playing a Ren'py game, this shit needs to be on it's on separate CD/DVD with box art and an illustrated instruction manual, legendary.)
- Game has no mundane tasks that take too long to get through and become a boring chore. (Every task or should I say quest you are sent on is fun and fits within the world, I swept the shit out of that camp even when I didn't have to! lol.)
- Game does not have extremely long loading/traveling/transition screens. (Super freaking fast game that you can speed click through but will stop to take in the sights, you will stop to look at those breasts. No loading screens, nothing.)
- Games user interface is intuitive and well designed. (Absolutely brilliant UI, harkens back to the good ol' days of gaming, tried tested and true user interfaces. My god I love it.)
- The Sex or tease portions are sufficient and are not few and far between. (When you get there, you will see.. Hand fucking drawn that looks that good, wtf... Hreinn Games is Bethesda)
Blue Balled
- Game is 100% Complete. (I can't believe this game is not labeled as Complete at this point, how much could these two possible add to this perfect game???)
