VN Ren'Py Completed Kiss the Coøck [v1.1] [M.T.D.G]

[xort]

"The next day, you wake up realizing that your wish has been granted"
Uh huh, how did you figure that out?

 

[Sonico]

You had to play the "yuck" card, didn't ya? Even though I'm not a fan of genre myself but I've long since learned never to bash fetishes on a xxx platform. It's a hill you really don't wanna die on.

Honestly, being a drama queen - we both, i guess.
It being bluntly stated is what irks me most, if there's interest in appealing to it as the niche of some people, make an optional path out of it, no? win-win situation.

"The next day, you wake up realizing that your wish has been granted"
Uh huh, how did you figure that out?

You can guess....

 

[Sonico]

The dialogue with the students, oh gods.... don't know how other people feel, but i really think the setting up of the ridiculousness could have been done better.

 

[tibasu]

I need more games with girls like that silver haired one

 

[hernycwo]

Why does one of them have a cross in her eyes? I've never seen that before, it's creepy

 

[Sonico]

Why does one of them have a cross in her eyes? I've never seen that before, it's creepy

Because she's a weird, kind of eerie sort of gal, basically.
Game is short and nonsense.

 

[molitar]

But the question nobody has answered for being short and nonsense is it any good?

 

[RayZEvans]

Foinally some good focking food

 

[DrunkMonkGar]

Also..Ø is pronounced "oe", æøå. æ = ae (I love when teenage girls thinks they're clever by writing "i love my bæ", because "bæ" is Danish for "poop"). Ø = oe, and Å... Well, thats pronounced kinda like "Ooohh", like you just realised something.

The second o is crossed out rather than accented. "Kiss the Cook" is changed to "Kiss the Cock".

 

[cooldude33]

Am I the only one thinking about how horrible it would be to wash out? Like, if he came inside, he'd literally coat the inside of what ever hes banging with chocolate.. I can see quite a few infections happening from left over chocolate in a girls snatch..
He basically traded sex for blowjobs.. "Grats, your girlfriends wont complain about your stanky seed anymore, however you've just made sure that blowjobs is the only form of intercourse you'll ever have, unless you'll want an even angrier girl complaining about her womb and cervix having been coated with chocolate which caused her an infection which ruined her insides to the point she can no longer have children"..

Or, I might be overthinking this..

Also..Ø is pronounced "oe", æøå. æ = ae (I love when teenage girls thinks they're clever by writing "i love my bæ", because "bæ" is Danish for "poop"). Ø = oe, and Å... Well, thats pronounced kinda like "Ooohh", like you just realised something.

I also find it hard to believe that a famous gourmet chef wouldn't know a way to make his cum taste better, like eating more pineapple or whatever idk.

 

[liberame]

Why the fuck do I come to the comment section now I'm just gonna be disgusted at the chocolate.

 

[Catoblepas]

...however you've just made sure that blowjobs is the only form of intercourse you'll ever have

Yes please.

 

[littleowen]

This was really fun to read, its quite funny and complete nonsense

 

[bmul]

with white chocolate

 

[Etar]

I can assure you: vaginas can be properly washed after playing with chocolate...

Womb too?

 

[speedturtle]

Thanks god
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everytime imma eat a white chocolate, this is gonna pop in my head.

 

[Space0din]

Okay, i passed on this before, now after reading the story header......i am in

 

[Sonico]

everytime imma eat a white chocolate, this is gonna pop in my head.

Never a better reason to go black and never look back.

 

[kingmich]

Oh, Roninsong, haven't heard from it in years - any idea of what has it been up to?



Possibly - i think the overall implication is about taste, not consistency, thickness and such, otherwise he would have a bunch of worries before ever finding out his cum's taste changed....

In fact, how did he find out in the first place?

Cool art style.

Kinda has a tame or calmer 3dfuckhouse / Eddy Bear style to it:

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god.. i miss this dudes work i dont think u can even find his stuff anymore or find out what happen to him without the 3dfuckhouse account.
but ya the games artwork really does remind me of that.. either way lets see how funny this will be to play

 

[Lunarius]

The dialogue with the students, oh gods.... don't know how other people feel, but i really think the setting up of the ridiculousness could have been done better.

I know, right? There's like zero buildup.

Spoiler: all of this happens about one minute in, but I suppose spoiler tags would be in good form...

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It's still not a bad game. But even for something like this (absurd humour, lots of sex) it could've used a little more dialogue and buildup.