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Pa3uk

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Jul 22, 2017
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As if that wasn't enough, I don’t understand how the game is 5 GB—what’s even in those 5 GB? Just the same recycled garbage? I know a TON of games that are way more diverse and weigh at least one and a half times less. I can’t wrap my head around it—is this some kind of joke? Because there’s no way it could actually be this bad.

Also, I dont understand one mechanic in the game (-_-). There are named characters (you know, the ones with EYES O_O), but what’s even the point of them? If you put them in your army, do they fight better? If you send them to gather resources, do they do it more efficiently? What are they even for? There’s no exclusive content or any special interactions with them...

This game is on the level of a trashy movie with a 2/10 rating—the kind that’s so bad you have to see it just for the (hysterical) laughs, because that’s all it’s good for. And they even want money for this? For that price, you could easily find way more interesting games.
 

sosuke1399

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May 8, 2021
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one of the worst bugs in the game, shit



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Imagine, that you are playing a fighting game, and your character no longer wants to obey.
 
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SAGT

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Oct 8, 2022
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As if that wasn't enough, I don’t understand how the game is 5 GB—what’s even in those 5 GB? Just the same recycled garbage?
I used several tools to get assets from unity games, and I can say that there are a lot of assets, and a lot of repetitive assets. Apparently, dev dont use same assets for same things, there are just a lot of assets for each individual object like trees on map.

DEV really need to find some guy to make game and just focus on art. Even if it was RPGM, if someone with at least a little experience had made the whole game with similar fetishes while this artist was making art, it would have turned out goof.
 

Pa3uk

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Jul 22, 2017
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DEV really need to find some guy to make game and just focus on art. Even if it was RPGM
As I already said, waiting for Mota of Latex with his (PARTICIPATION), but the development is clearly being done by other people.
 

Axis3123

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Apr 1, 2020
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Yeeeeeaaaah after coming back and see the fruition of this game and the dev, it somehow stayed the same as before, only now with ugly wobbly animations for things it should not animate as such, voice acting that is decent, and the equally boring, grindy, repetitive, and glitchy gameplay we all know and...well, know.

This ain't it chief.
 

sosuke1399

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May 8, 2021
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I didn't do 100%, but I can say that shit lag is your worst enemy in this game!
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ps; I just finished, I messed up and went to the alien's ship without knowing!, but enjoy the game continues to get the last boss!
 

Nightblaze

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May 7, 2021
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I used several tools to get assets from unity games, and I can say that there are a lot of assets, and a lot of repetitive assets. Apparently, dev dont use same assets for same things, there are just a lot of assets for each individual object like trees on map.

DEV really need to find some guy to make game and just focus on art. Even if it was RPGM, if someone with at least a little experience had made the whole game with similar fetishes while this artist was making art, it would have turned out goof.
wonder if it's possible to somehow trim down the "Fat" of duplicate assets using a fanmade mod or patch?
 

Pa3uk

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My (crazy) friend decided to buy it and the Steam version weighs only 1.5 GB... I don't understand why his version weighs 1.5 GB, and this version weighs 5 GB. Don't tell me he bought the (DEMO) ^_^
 

Pa3uk

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wonder if it's possible to somehow trim down the "Fat" of duplicate assets using a fanmade mod or patch?
STEAM V=1.5 GB o_O but Steam says game need 4 GB, BUT if you read the recommended requirements, the game only needs 4 MB and 16 MB of RAM :ROFLMAO: .
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And I can't understand why there is such a difference in size, I asked him (to pack) the game into an archive. I really don't know if there is protection there or not, if someone is interested I can send you the steam version of the game (when he shares it with me), but I will laugh if it turns out to be CUT. Because I don't understand the difference of almost 4 GB.
P.S. friend showed me the game folder and there were only these files (STEAM). Very strange to be honest.
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Nightblaze

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May 7, 2021
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Could be the steam version had the duplicate assets cleaned up and bugs fixed and the site version is the final beta version? Though I'm sure the steam reviews would mention any issues like that if they still exist
 

Pa3uk

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Who wants to test this steam build. 2.9.7
If it doesn't start, you might have to bypass it using the Goldberg-SteamAutoCrack principle, which was posted here a couple of pages ago.
 

Nightblaze

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May 7, 2021
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Pixeldrain
Who wants to test this steam build. 2.9.7
If it doesn't start, you might have to bypass it using the Goldberg-SteamAutoCrack principle, which was posted here a couple of pages ago.
goldberg method worked, tried without it and it shut down upon returning to base after first village attack with a no license error popping up on steam. (it still tries to connect to the network after the "tutorial raid" with the goldberg crack, but my firewall asked for permission so i was able to block it)
 

sosuke1399

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May 8, 2021
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goldberg method worked, tried without it and it shut down upon returning to base after first village attack with a no license error popping up on steam. (it still tries to connect to the network after the "tutorial raid" with the goldberg crack, but my firewall asked for permission so i was able to block it)
What is the Goldberg Method?
 

Nightblaze

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May 7, 2021
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What is the Goldberg Method?
Get the "goldberg steam emulator" from github, copy the Steam_api64.dll or steam_Api.dll in it (depends on whether the game in question is 32 or 64bit, though if it's newer then 2016 it's usually the Api64, also if it's a linux version it's a different api file), find and replace said file in the data folder of the steam game you want to crack(in the case of latex tentacles it's in *game folder*/LatexTentacles_Data/plugins/x86_64), then run the game from it's exe and you usually shouldn't have an issue with steam automatically closing it when you don't have a license for said game. oh caveat: if a game has it's own drm beyond steam this method won't usually work without also getting a crack for that drm
 
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sosuke1399

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May 8, 2021
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Get the "goldberg steam emulator" from github, copy the Steam_api64.dll or steam_Api.dll in it (depends on whether the game in question is 32 or 64bit, though if it's newer then 2016 it's usually the Api64, also if it's a linux version it's a different api file), find and replace said file in the data folder of the steam game you want to crack(in the case of latex tentacles it's in *game folder*/LatexTentacles_Data/plugins/x86_64), then run the game from it's exe and you usually shouldn't have an issue with steam automatically closing it when you don't have a license for said game. oh caveat: if a game has it's own drm beyond steam this method won't usually work without also getting a crack for that drm
I understand! and thanks for the explanation.

I just wish fzone95 would update the download already
 
2.60 star(s) 14 Votes