barglenarglezous

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Sep 5, 2020
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…Eh fuck it.

Fuck, Marry, Kill both Main and Side characters.
Splitting the floors, because I want to.

Floor one: Kill Ami. Marry Yumi. Fuck Rin.
FLoor two: Kill Nodoka. Repeatedly. As painfully as possible, including severing small bits of her, cooking them, and making her eat them.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, Fuck Otoha, but only when she's in manic mode. Marry Tsuneyo. Adopt Io as my daughter and protect her with all my heart.

Side characters: Marry Maki. Fuck anyone I want, because I'm married to Maki and she's probably gonna be cool with it. Kill Yuki for what she did to my first wife, Yumi.
 

LoveRedHairedGirl

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Wrong. Centaurides are described in the greek texts, for example . Anyway, my adorable Rintaur has all the necessary organs to perform both gender roles, as Rin is bisexual.
Well, I've done some research and I want to tell you that YOU FUCKED UP... I am telling this to myself... I thought that centaurs were rapists because of a stupid fact that I read online many years ago, but now I realize that I was mistaken.
 

Kitty Hawk

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Well, I've done some research and I want to tell you that YOU FUCKED UP... I am telling this to myself... I thought that centaurs were rapists because of a stupid fact that I read online many years ago, but now I realize that I was mistaken.
Don't worry too much about it, it's nothing, it happens to everyone. I know it by myself.
 
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k1n5l4y3r

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I got the big win in RNG for main cast.
Marry 5 Makoto, extremely inteligent and a very sweet girl to her friends couldn't be better.
Fuck 20 Kirin, what better in bed than a girl with low self-steem she will let you do anything and beg for more and act all bratty.
Kill 10 Maya tsundere bitches are annoying.

Side cast I low rolled tho.
Marry 13 Imani, she is quite fun, too bad for what happens later.
Fuck 15 Nao, I guess this is a thing now, dunno how that would happen, I feel... unconfortable...
Kill 13 Imani, yeah, I guess Nao used her eldrich powers on me after what I did to her.
 

Dc345

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May 27, 2020
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…Eh fuck it.

Fuck, Marry, Kill both Main and Side characters.

Main:

Marry Touka because she’s not only well off and polite, but would no doubt make good wife material as well. Fuck Noriko because I have a clear bias that can’t be stopped. And Kill Otoha because she sucks and I won’t forgive her for stalling our progress with Rin, although she’s gotten much better as of late.

Side:

Marry Karin because come on… it’s literally Karin. Do I need to explain this to anyone? She’d be a perfect wife. Fuck Niki because she fine asf and I clearly have a thing for Nakayamas. And Kill Osako because, I don’t know… I don’t really care for Osako that strongly I guess and she’s the odd one out.
I rolled 16,19 and 17 for the main cast and 6,2 and 3 for the side characters. (Otoha,Noriko,Touka) (Maki,Haruka,Imani)

Main Cast: Fuck Touka(wheter or not she she wants to be tied to a pole is not up to me) Marry Noriko(Niki would be my sister in law and Niki hot) Kill Othoa(She made Rin cry)

Side Charcters: Fuck Haruka(I mean why not and Rin might also be there) Marry Imani(Not much to say its Imani)
Kill Maki because
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Footnote: This meme popped into my head when I remembered Noriko is a vegan
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JelF547

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Fuck Makoto. She is kinky and funny to tease. I would also enjoy corruption roleplay
Marry Tsuneyo. TBH there is no good wife material from main cast, but at lest Tsuneyo is self-confident and independent, so it would not be a marriage where I have to solve her problems. Also I do love ramen
Kill Molly. No comments

Fuck Yuki. I have FTM kink, sue me.
Marry Sara. Despite her mentall issues, she is kind and kinda funny. She is a little to clingy for my taste, but I think we can make an open marriage. Also I do love oyakodon
Kill Haruka. No comments

Random rolls: 5/20, 12/20, 11/20, 7/15, 1/15, 2/15

PS your game is boring. FMK Wizards
 

Pedro4545454

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I read this whole discussion and I'm surprised, I really thought someone would say they were going to marry Chinami, fuck Nao and kill Tsukasa, just to make a meme, I'm genuinely surprised no one said that.

Either no one thought of that or most people here are still in pretty good shape mentally. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Xiondingens

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Since i got fuck Osaka i just cant stop wondering how would that even happen in the game. And then the penny dropped. It would of course happen because wakana demands it. I just cant figure out how that would happen. I mean i can see us already be on the way to that. But the details? Nope.
 

Dc345

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Since i got fuck Osaka i just cant stop wondering how would that even happen in the game. And then the penny dropped. It would of course happen because wakana demands it. I just cant figure out how that would happen. I mean i can see us already be on the way to that. But the details? Nope.
I don't think you can fuck a literal city.
 

JelF547

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I read this whole discussion and I'm surprised, I really thought someone would say they were going to marry Chinami, fuck Nao and kill Tsukasa, just to make a meme, I'm genuinely surprised no one said that.
Idk, Tsukasa is really cute and stuff. I'd actually kill Nao because I don't know her.
 

LessonsInDissonance

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I did the RNG fuck marry kill thing (ignore the red square it just threw itself automatically) and I got
5 (Makoto), 3 (Ayane) and 17 (Touka)

Ayane and Touka are literally the two characters I would marry more than anyone else so this makes it extremely easy and difficult at the same time for me.

Kill Makoto, sorry I don't care about you compared to my two queens.

Marry Touka, she is one of the kindest girls, she is easy to get along with and she is basically a high status princess which is a personal turn on of mine. Elegant, high class, cute, and she is rich which is just a bonus.

Fuck Ayane (every day), I could honestly swap Touka for Ayane and I wouldn't mind. Ayane was my favorite for a very long time because she is the definition of a ride or die. In my most honest opinion she's the one that deserves Sensei the most and she has also has most of the traits that Touka has which I like. Easy to get along with, High status princess, Elegant, cute and she is rich which is just a bonus.



Side Cast RNG:

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10 (Osako), 13 (Imani), 14 (Rika)

Unfortunately I don't really care much about any of them.


Kill Imani, you could swap her with Osako and I wouldn't care much, just not my type.

Fuck Osako, not my type either but I think she's just a little more attractive.

Marry Rika, she is in my opinion better looking than both and there is more importantly, the sub-plot of becoming Rin's daddy and from there you can imagine what would happen.





If I were to do a FMK just choosing the girl I wanted to the most out of each cast.

Main cast:

Fuck Sana, she is the cutest thing in the universe (close finishers are Yumi and Rin)

Marry Touka, already explained it (Ayane close alternative)

Kill Otoha, this bitch did Rin dirty and she doesn't care, just a nasty person. I think she is unironically the only person I would happily kill off from the main cast (This includes Nodoka, I feel like she isn't entirely evil, she just doesn't understand what she is doing which is different. Also she lets me hit and would happily participate in my plans)


Side cast:

Marry Tsubasa, High class elegant queen (again folded to my type), she is rich, she is peak mommy, I feel like she would do whatever I wanted, and she wants to give me her daughters (Sara is a close second because she is just the cutest mom)

Fuck Tsukasa......... :cry::cry::cry: she is in desperate need of correction and I am not ashamed. AND SHE IS A HIGH CLASS PRINCESS, ELEGANT AND CUTE.

Kill Niki, you'd be surprised to know I feel absolutely nothing for her and she barely turns me on. She is just annoying and is trying to steer you away from the real goal which is being happy with EVERY girl.





Side note: I just realized I want to rail the entire Tsukioka dynasty o_O
 
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