As someone who also faithfully observes the green path and will keep doing that no matter what, I still cannot in good faith absolutely believe that this isn’t just Selly jabbing players, especially when such mockery almost only happens to players who walk on wizard-free paths and not any other red path. It’s just him taunting players who choose the option HE created.
There are two biggest problems for me about the general green = canon business: first is that not all missable events have positive meaning or result in any form of agreeable character growth; second is that there has not been an actual and
major consequence for these choices yet, not even the most alarming one that is amifingered (but obviously the latter one is subject to change).
Some examples here:
tldr: I just treat all missable events as side quests, shapable futures, and consequences; something well below canon or truth path considerations. Only events that aren’t missable are canon, and events that are missable at best impact main quests in very minor ways. What are the main quests? Save the world, slay the gods, stop the cycle, and sex our Maya (happily); the rest is just whether I want to 100% this game or not and it’s completely preferential. I’ll change my mind if one day a future update gives me an unavoidable early game over all because I didn’t jerk off in front of Tsubasa.