Viressa

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Me, before trying this game today: I don't understand why everyone always hates the "male best friend" character in these games.

Me, seeing the "intro": Wow, why is this developer so ridiculously mean to this character?

Me, 5 mins after meeting Ron in the actual game: This kid needs to take a long fall with a short rope.

(Seriously though that intro was bad writing, the "joke" only works if you've already played the game and know what a worthless piece of shit Ron is. To a new player, it just drags on too long and isn't funny. Also, it's a really bad idea to make a character who's not an antagonist so completely hate-worthy? This character exists solely to get us into trouble and yet we don't get the option to ditch him. Or punch him in the face. Or drive him to a secluded pier and give him a new pair of shoes.)
 
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Viressa

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"God, your mom has such huge titties! They're the biggest fucking titties I've ever seen!"

Meanwhile, the titties:

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MrBaddieBear

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In ordinary ways they put the update on the table without animations after 10 weeks of work. This duration expires on 15th of August.
That depends if they made it to the beta testing or not. No announcement on that either, so I wouldn't hold my breath that it's coming before the end of the month.
 

DIRTY FILTHY Animal

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Me, before trying this game today: I don't understand why everyone always hates the "male best friend" character in these games.

Me, seeing the "intro": Wow, why is this developer so ridiculously mean to this character?

Me, 5 mins after meeting Ron in the actual game: This kid needs to take a long fall with a short rope.

(Seriously though that intro was bad writing, the "joke" only works if you've already played the game and know what a worthless piece of shit Ron is. To a new player, it just drags on too long and isn't funny. Also, it's a really bad idea to make a character who's not an antagonist so completely hate-worthy? This character exists solely to get us into trouble and yet we don't get the option to ditch him. Or punch him in the face. Or drive him to a secluded pier and give him a new pair of shoes.)
Yeah but atleast we get to bang his mom & his dads a cuck.
Hey can we bang Sarios wife yet?
 

Viressa

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Okay, MC, I know you feel like a big strong grown-up adult manly man mcmanson with that hair finally on your face, but that patchy I-Just-Hit-Puberty facial hair looks a billion times worse than nothing at all. Shave that shit off! There's tutorials on youtube if you don't know how!

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Viressa

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If I were in the MC's place I would *not* be able to resist screaming "BITCH CLEAN UP YOUR DESKTOP"

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(Also, school computers still running WinXP, it's so realistic it fucking hurts.)
 

Fappable One

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Okay, MC, I know you feel like a big strong grown-up adult manly man mcmanson with that hair finally on your face, but that patchy I-Just-Hit-Puberty facial hair looks a billion times worse than nothing at all. Shave that shit off! There's tutorials on youtube if you don't know how!

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Someone here compared his look to Snot from American Dad a few pages back
Can't unsee it since then. Pretty much a dead ringer. Can't tell me it's a coincidence
 
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Viressa

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Dude

This isn't that hard. Buy panties in about her size, run them through the wash, then bring them to him in the morning. How will Dave know the difference? It's not like he asked you to kill somebody and bring back their severed head. Calm the fuck down.

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(Kids: If you're ever in a situation like this, never give into the other party's demands for you to do illegal shit for them. All it will do is drag you down deeper. There is nothing Dave can do to our MC for refusing to comply that he can't just do to him for not complying with his next demand after he gets the panties. Everything you comply with is just making it harder to escape.)
 

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"There were a few additions and we made them. We are doing the final tests for the beta. While making the game, we deliberately leave some parts to the end. The reason we do this is to see the finished version of the update and to shape it according to the general flow. Because we can't predict the necessity of flow from the beginning, there is often more to be done than we anticipated. But we do it on purpose because that's the only way it gives a sense of unity. At least we believe that. This is the reason why we can't give a release date in general. There's a flow template we've been using since update one and we're trying to keep it that way. For those who are curious, let me tell you a little about the process so that you can understand it. Let's say we need to make a small addition to the final version of the update. First, this section needs to be written as a script, then created as a scene, rendered, rewrite and proofread of the script written, and then added to the game. Even a short sequance can take two days to add. It is a very tiring process, but fortunately we passed these parts today. We are doing final checks for beta testing. Our guess is that the beta test will not take long this time. Let's talk a little bit about content. There will be 1200+ scenes again. The animated version will release a week after the first release. We are really happy with the update content. As you can guess, with this update, new and expected events are starting to happen. It will continue in the same way in future updates. This update was a bit tiring, but we got through it anyway. We are happy for that. Have a nice day."
 

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"There were a few additions and we made them. We are doing the final tests for the beta. While making the game, we deliberately leave some parts to the end. The reason we do this is to see the finished version of the update and to shape it according to the general flow. Because we can't predict the necessity of flow from the beginning, there is often more to be done than we anticipated. But we do it on purpose because that's the only way it gives a sense of unity. At least we believe that. This is the reason why we can't give a release date in general. There's a flow template we've been using since update one and we're trying to keep it that way. For those who are curious, let me tell you a little about the process so that you can understand it. Let's say we need to make a small addition to the final version of the update. First, this section needs to be written as a script, then created as a scene, rendered, rewrite and proofread of the script written, and then added to the game. Even a short sequance can take two days to add. It is a very tiring process, but fortunately we passed these parts today. We are doing final checks for beta testing. Our guess is that the beta test will not take long this time. Let's talk a little bit about content. There will be 1200+ scenes again. The animated version will release a week after the first release. We are really happy with the update content. As you can guess, with this update, new and expected events are starting to happen. It will continue in the same way in future updates. This update was a bit tiring, but we got through it anyway. We are happy for that. Have a nice day."
cant wait to play the next update. hope it will be out soon <3
 
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Viressa

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Wait a second, didn't you have your face smashed into a pillow like 2 seconds ago? How is your make-up still perfect?

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(Silly me, nude faces don't exist in porn games, they just naturally look like that. Actually that would make a good twist for a game, turns out all the hot girls around town are genetically engineered clones designed by a secret project to create honey traps, and the MC was actually the test subject all along. Then the scientists slap their faces and have to throw out the whole experiment when they realize the MC is just a horny teenager who will shove his cock into anything wet and warm and the results are meaningless.)
 
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