InvaderZim

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High level theological discussions in the LoML thread. How about that!

Either this game attract people with an above average philosophical bent, or pervs that know they need to clutch any straw there is in order to save the shriveled dark husk of a soul they may have once possessed.

Now excuse me while I sift through the fireplace ashes for pieces for my "ACME Build-a-soul" kit.
The kit instructions are odd and concerning...
 

Ali ibn Hassan

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High level theological discussions in the LoML thread. How about that!

Either this game attract people with an above average philosophical bent, or pervs that know they need to clutch any straw there is in order to save the shriveled dark husk of a soul they may have once possessed.

Now excuse me while I sift through the fireplace ashes for pieces for my "ACME Build-a-soul" kit.
The kit instructions are odd and concerning...
Stop buying that cheap IKEA crap
 
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PBS666

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High level theological discussions in the LoML thread. How about that!

Either this game attract people with an above average philosophical bent, or pervs that know they need to clutch any straw there is in order to save the shriveled dark husk of a soul they may have once possessed.

Now excuse me while I sift through the fireplace ashes for pieces for my "ACME Build-a-soul" kit.
The kit instructions are odd and concerning...
I heard you get a discount when you buy it together with their Armageddon Trebuchet kit...
 

alutarox

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On the other hand, Onan, who failed to impregnate his brother's widow in order to give his brother heirs, was struck down.
Even this is misinterpreted in modern religious circles to mean that masturbation is bad, that's not what's happening here.

As you said, it was about not giving his brother heirs, his 'sin' wasn't spilling the seed, it was the context around that spilling of seed.

His 'sin' was greed (because if his brother had no heirs, he stood to inherit his brother's possesions).

I mean, I'm of the opinion that it's all bullshit anyways, but it's interesting to see how those who do 'belive' have NO IDEA what the book that they literally believe was inspired (or occasionally literally written) by the creator of the universe actually says. If I thought that a book contained the literal secrets of the universe, I'd at least read it cover-to-cover once!
 
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PBS666

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Wile E. Coyote is an idiot. ACME is a terrible company. But do you think he could catch Road Runner with best equipment? Remember; he's an idiot...
Well, as a cartoon character he is immortal, so he just can keep trying (and trying, and trying...)
Besides, even idiots can be successful (although only momentarily luckily enough), but let's not bring politics in this thread.
 

rudy007

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Well, as a cartoon character he is immortal, so he just can keep trying (and trying, and trying...)
Besides, even idiots can be successful (although only momentarily luckily enough), but let's not bring politics in this thread.
If I remember correctly, he caught RR once or twice, but he was to exicited and RR run away. Or his fantastic equipment blow into his face. Or both...
 
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According to my wife this is called "Marital obligations" from a husband to his wife. Me sleeping does not free me of said obligations..... Yet a headache frees her of any obligations of the marital matter....... :rolleyes:
Put an aspirin at the tip of your dick and ask her which way would she like to take it, orally or anally, enjoy sleeping on the couch.
 
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