- Jan 9, 2020
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I would yell "DEUS VULT" at the beginning and gather my troops and a week afterwards answer in court that it was all the idea of some russian bear disguised as hot chick and i was just in this cult for some hot boobies to fondle.
Clearly i would get not charged with anything as every judge would understand my reasoning at my age.
And if that doesn't work i blame all on dementia and alzheimer'sand refer to YOU as my aunt to clearly indicate that i suffer from some serious brain damage and should be freed of all charges. A week later you do the same and we both walk out free........right into a mental institution but at least we get some hot nurses? Maybe?