- Apr 24, 2020
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Be very careful when you say that....
- Thread starter naughtyroad
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I don't know for the sweet love, but for some hardcore action the bear is more than ready :
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- Dec 19, 2019
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It's not bear gay if your "giving" sweet love? Just on the receiving end!?
There are actually two rules regarding this matter. Two men can engage in sexual activity without being homosexual.
1 - The two men should not make eye contact during the act, otherwise it becomes gay.
2 - It is absolutely crucial, I repeat, CRUCIAL, when two men are sitting next to each other, for example, at a bar while drinking beer, that the hair on their forearms touches. In that case, it becomes extremely gay.
I think these rules can apply between a man and a bear. BUT one must be VERY careful because bears have very hairy forearms.
- Dec 19, 2019
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They do look both hairy and scary. Better do a dozen tequila slammers first!
Edit: then none's the wiser the morning after
- Oct 1, 2017
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Sorry to break it to you but my wife prays every sunday for the "euromillionen" and if you win this before i do i can guarantee that she will bring a new crusade right to your doorstep. Because there is no way the lord himself is choosing someone else than her......
Now excuse me i have to pray she never reads this.
- Dec 19, 2019
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Please flick in a good word on my behalf as well!Sorry to break it to you but my wife prays every sunday for the "euromillionen" and if you win this before i do i can guarantee that she will bring a new crusade right to your doorstep. Because there is no way the lord himself is choosing someone else than her......
Now excuse me i have to pray she never reads this.
- Jan 22, 2019
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Bad to be bare naked infront of a bear baring its bare cheeks, especially if that barely bears any resemblance to a bare behind. But still better than bearing your bare bottom to a bear bearing down on your bare behind. Bery Bad
- Jan 9, 2020
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Hear! Hear!
Tasty! Tasty!
While I do find this game to be above average in it's writing style, some of the "regulars" are this board should consider taking some time off the internet. The religious like fervor to a porn game is pretty fucking creepy.
- Mar 25, 2021
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I can't the one true god aka Naughtyroad
Said I have to be on here 24/7
- Feb 19, 2019
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So Jehova's witnesses are a thing of the past now? Should i expect Naughtyroad's witnesses? Talking to me about the bears and medieval warfare machines?
- Jan 20, 2020
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I was just pondering on what the thread was lacking and it was exactly this. We need to declare Light of my life a new religion.
It paid off nicely for L. Ron Hubbard, so why not indeed.
It's only just starting the tech overlords are preparing us for when the ai's and aliens come together and take over if they haven't already. Either way just enjoy the show.
- Sep 22, 2018
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I like that you at least take the effort to do a test first. There are a lot of devs on here that don't do that and release unfinished buggy stuff to the general public (sometimes unplayable) It shows integrity and pride in your end product which I find admirable.Tbh, I'm amazed myself. I put it up as a top tier reward because, frankly, I don't do crap wrt creating supporter benefits, as I prefer to spend my precious time on the game itself as much as possible, and it was one of the few things I could think of which required virtually no effort from my side.
In addition, I was hoping that tying it to the top tier would keep the public contact area as low as possible and keep damage to a minimum, in case I effed up catastrophically.
I never figured people'd actually sign up or tier up for it, especially since the public release is just a week or so behind the beta, and they're getting a rougher, unpolished, buggy version of that for their trouble.
I'm really, really grateful for all the beta testers that test it thoroughly, combing through the steaming pile that will be the beta release and help me correct my many, many slip-ups and gaffs. But I can't stress this enough: the beta's not the best possible experience to have on your first playthrough, and I'd urge anyone who wants that to wait for the official release.
Of course, if you still wanna toss a few coins my way anyway, I'm not gonna complain about that.
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