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The most adorable neanderthals there ever was.
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Oh my, I haven`t seen a story this warming and art this beautiful in porn games since ever. Please keep up the good work, hope this will end up completed.
(And really, is it possible to improve my comedy ingame?)
(And really, is it possible to improve my comedy ingame?)
The little one looks like a gremlin. Makes this impossible to enjoy.
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There are plenty of games on this website with Women who have perfect faces, body etc for you to enjoy. Most women do not look like that and if you come around in the world especially south america you will see women who look like the ones in this game and they do not look like neanderthals.
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And our girls look more like peruvian women.
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Most peruvian women have a big nose and some even a pointy chin. Same goes for some slavic women like in hungary or slovenia. So if you don't enjoy how real women look around the world please feel free to choose another game to your liking and play that instead of bashing the dev for his work by portraying more real looking women then the generic (perfect bullshit that has 0 realism) in almost every game on this website. Thanks.
Inwardly, I believed this family to be either of Armenian or Jewish origin, basing on the looks. In fact, you know, this whole Bible stuff with Lot would shine brighter with an origin like this (especially taking into account Israel is where Sodom would be presumed to exist).
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Could also be the case. I see alot of eastern european women who also fit the looks of our 2 girls. Peruvian was just an example but in fact you can find women who look like that almost everywhere as the world is globalized now and people from all around the world are now all around the world instead of just their own country.
And i see women who look like our 2 girls almost on a daily basis by just walking or driving around. Jewish could also be. As i said its hard to tell where exactly the art for those 2 originated from.
To me they just look like 2 women. But 100% not like neanderthals.
I think 'dad-jokes' is just a trait that comes with the class you're playing as the main character.
Note that once you hit level 10, your bicycle repair skill automatically succeeds and lighting a bbq only costs one action, but the only armor you are allowed to wear is a cardigan.
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I can imagine the skill tree and character chart already.I think 'dad-jokes' is just a trait that comes with the class you're playing as the main character.
Note that once you hit level 10, your bicycle repair skill automatically succeeds and lighting a bbq only costs one action, but the only armor you are allowed to wear is a cardigan.
Class - Dad
Subclass - Hard Worker, Protective,
Natural Traits - "Dad - Jokes" "Masturbation Expert" "Toilet and Sink repair Expert"
Special ablities - Bicycle repair skill max, BBQ Lighting max, Advice giver max,
Equipment - Cardigan, Phone, Wallet (always empty),
Then a skill tree where you could learn sone or all of the following,
Overprotective, Perverted imagination, Boyfriend Crusher, Massage expert, Charming talker, Fatherly speeches, Cooking skills, Fast Food delivery speed dial, Beer crusher, Workplace maniac, Blue ball resistance, Titty grabber, Cuddling expert, Eye rolling expert, Ignore insults expert, Masturbation Ninja (not a noise is made), Couch dweller, King of the Remote,
Ah imagine the "King of Remote" and "Masturbation Ninja" working together after the "Titty grabber" uses the "ignore insults/nagging" skill while taking in the benefits of "perverted imagination". Later on he uses his "BBQ Lighting max" to make something good to eat but cause his "cooking skills" are not learned yet he uses his "fast food delivery speed dial" to save the day for his daughters. And once introduced to a boyfriend he uses "Boyfriend crusher" and "Massage Expert" to get rid of the guy for good.
Lol what kind of game that would be. xD
I'd do her! (and apparently our ancestors did as well)
Seriously, comments about the appearance of the girls does show how sadly limited and superficial the world has become...
Of course everybody can have their opinion but it's strange that the entire world can seemingly only get off on big breasted tall blondes, who are in most countries a minority, if at all present.
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I always found that odd. I can't stand blonde women at all i evade them like the plague. Which maybe explains my fable for asians and red heads.........yes i think thats it.
And i would do her as well xD
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You emphasize the nose but it's not only thatNot sure if you troll or not. But you should assume less and ask more or better yet read what ppl actually wrote. Cause nothing you wrote makes any sense as i never said anything like that.
1. I am a writer for a living and so far i have been in about 30 countries so i come around alot.
2. I never said women are ugly i said most women IRL don't look like portrayed in 99% of video games on this site. The women in this game look more natural and believable.
3. There is no such thing as objective beauty. The word you are looking for is subjective. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Therefore it is subjective. What i find beautiful you might find ugly and vice versa.
4. If you find the 2 girls ugly that is your subjective point of view. I don't find them ugly that is my subjective point of view. Your subjective view does not overrule mine and mine does not overrule yours. However there is a rule to beauty that is based on science. Read point 5.
5. There is a beauty standard called "The Golden Cut" or "the Golden Ratio" and it represents what the majority of humanity accepts as beautiful.You must be registered to see the links
by this International standard Bella Hadid is the most beautiful women alive.You must be registered to see the links
Here is a picture of that women.
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So regardless what we both accept as beautiful the standard for beauty is this women. Which and maybe you realize this just now looks alot like one of the girls if you can ignore the slightly bigger nose. Non the less the nose alone doesn't put her that much behind as Bella Hadids face is the result of plastic surgerys. So basically she had a bigger nose and a wider chin. I leave it up to you to google bella hadid before her surgery.
6. The fact that i avoid blonde women like the plague has nothing to do with them being superficial bimbos or big breasts. Both points i never mentioned but personal experience. My first 3 Girlfriends where all natural blondes and drove me crazy with their attitude. Every blonde women i have encountered in my life is driving me mad one way or another by their personality which is incompatible to my own. And before you claim personality has nothing to do with hair colour here is a little trivia.You must be registered to see the links
Thats a study which supports the stereotypes based on evidence and facts. Hair colour influences how you are percieved by those around you and how you percieve yourself.
7. The only one attacking other peoples opinion here is you as you where never attacked by anyone. You should work on that in the future or you will have a rough time in this forum.
PS: I wont adress this any further anyway as this is way OT and not liked by the mods so have a nice day
Im sorry but you're trying to prove that there are people like those two that exist but no. Real woman dont look like that. The woman is no where near as objectively ugly as those two girls. Maybe if she went back in time and banged this guy? Or five generations of incest.
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Yeah women like those 2 totally do not exist. I let southern american and east european women know they do not exist. Sry but you are obviously trolling or never left your room.
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This is rather pointless, but some people IRL do look quite similar to the girls in this game. Posted earlier in the thread.
And "ugly" and "beauty" is all opinion, for example that model Bella Hadid isn't attractive to me at all but someone else might think she is hot (obviously, since she is a model).
And "ugly" and "beauty" is all opinion, for example that model Bella Hadid isn't attractive to me at all but someone else might think she is hot (obviously, since she is a model).
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Thanks for showing me this as this reminded me what to look for.
While your picture looks alot like the younger one i found one for the older one
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I don't get what people's beef is with the girls appearances, sure they ain't perfect tens, but they aren't that bad. And I think that the way they don't completely adhere to conventional beauty standards, lends itself well with the fact that youngest girl has self esteem issues, makes it much more believable than if she looked like a top rated porn star.
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ppl are still going about their looks? they look fine they look NORMAL and not super duper mega I possible was created in a lab hot like 98% of the games on here... I love how this game breaks away from it .. its good to have some diversity
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Well obviously, its just a fantasy of possibly every man on earth to bang some super hot chick with unbelievable proportions. Here, people are literally calling these girls "average" and comparing them to some hot latino chick like the midsomgnjregfdgerg guy
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We didnt call anyone average and we didnt compare anyone to some hot latina chicks we tried to make people like you who complain about their looks understand that the models dont look like gremlins nor neanderthals but like IRL looking women from around the world.
This conversation is also not leading anywhere as you and some other people in this thread are not capable of following simple instructions or explanations and keep repeating how ugly those girls are when naughtyroad literally said in the first post that if the characters are not to your liking then dont comment about it.
And if you cant write my name correctly write nothing at all. But as talking with you is pointless welcome to the block list. I will not wait till naughtyroad deletes your posts.
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Let`s divert this thread into more peaceful lands.
I have a semi-technical question and would greatly appreciate if someone could shed some light on it. In-game, a certain effect is often used where character renders are moved relatively to background on either X-Y or Z axis. This looks good; however I`m having trouble to look up what`s the name of this method. I do not mean how the transformation itself is achieved (looks like RenPy Transform() is in play), rather, how the method itself is called as human player would perceive the character sprite differently basing on movement difference of said sprite (sudden scale-in as a horror effect, for instance), and I believe there might be papers on this matter.
Oh, and please let me know if this sort of question belongs to Dev sub-forum.
I have a semi-technical question and would greatly appreciate if someone could shed some light on it. In-game, a certain effect is often used where character renders are moved relatively to background on either X-Y or Z axis. This looks good; however I`m having trouble to look up what`s the name of this method. I do not mean how the transformation itself is achieved (looks like RenPy Transform() is in play), rather, how the method itself is called as human player would perceive the character sprite differently basing on movement difference of said sprite (sudden scale-in as a horror effect, for instance), and I believe there might be papers on this matter.
Oh, and please let me know if this sort of question belongs to Dev sub-forum.
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Could you show an example of what exactly you mean? Like a screenshot? Cause its kinda confusing figuring out what exactly you mean by description alone. Probably because i know very little about it but i did try to make some renders some time ago maybe i can look into it.