- Oct 1, 2017
- 2,475
- 6,113
Yes. But there is a catch. She has 4 special bonus tasks or free tickets for me as well that slowly but steady cost me my soul....Man you got 4?
1. Honey i was thinking... (DEAR GOD SHE WANTS SOMETHING THAT EITHER COSTS ALOT OF MONEY OR MY HEALTH! OR WORSE.... BOTH!!!! RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!)
2. My Mother comes over (aight! Get the shotgun)
3. If you love me you will join me on this "insert fucked up activity that serves no purpose and costs alot of money and takes all saturday/sunday to either prepare or do here" (Dear god OPERA? WHYYYYYYYY?????)
4. We are going to church this sunday. (Which means i have to dress up to impress people i do not like, for reasons that i do not know, in order to listen to a dude i can't understand in the middle of Hungary that speaks hungarian and not falling asleep while doing so and pretending this is absolutely awesome)
I srsly should get more than 4. I think i got cheated on this deal