VN Ren'Py Light of My Life [Ch.9 v0.9.1] [Naughty Road]

[Miðgarðsormr]

That's what we need while we await the update. A Tower Defense game, all sorts of siege weapons to defend Macy and Denise against ever increasing hords of bears.

In all this silly conversation this is actually a very good idea. We just take an existing tower defense game and change some sprites to defend pictures of macy and denise from a hoard of bears. We can exchange highscores and different tactics while we wait.
Also a classic flipper game could be custom made i think. Had a friend who got something like that on his birthday just cant remember the companies name.

Either that or we play doom and change every monster to bears and shoot them in the face.

 

[Wonko_the_Sane*]

Geez, if I'd known what a fuss asking how one launches a bear would cause I'd've asked sooner.

 

[LarryK]

In all this silly conversation this is actually a very good idea. We just take an existing tower defense game and change some sprites to defend pictures of macy and denise from a hoard of bears. We can exchange highscores and different tactics while we wait.
Also a classic flipper game could be custom made i think. Had a friend who got something like that on his birthday just cant remember the companies name.

Either that or we play doom and change every monster to bears and shoot them in the face.

If anyone does follow though on this, I NEED in!

 

[Miðgarðsormr]

If anyone does follow though on this, I NEED in!

Thats two already. What we need for a game like that? A coder? Some sprites or just pictures of macy and denise? Any devs who would help us out here? ^^

 

[Knight_of_the_lance]

well age of empier II has most of the siege eingein sprites we need. Sadly I don't think their is a Bear in that game so we would need sprites from an other one and a coder. but I think it would be feasable. Hard and beyond my knowlege but doable.

 

[Penultimateanon]

well age of empier II has most of the siege eingein sprites we need. Sadly I don't think their is a Bear in that game so we would need sprites from an other one and a coder. but I think it would be feasable. Hard and beyond my knowlege but doable.

There are bears in one of the new expansions.

 

[TommyTuba]

Go away; we're trying to talk about medieval siege engines.

Why?

 

[Miðgarðsormr]

Why?

We started by discussing trolls and other people who come to this thread and do nothing but cry, insult the dev or in general try to bash the game for no reason.
We also discussed the bear licking macy scene inside the game and how we found that extremely funny.
I proposed to call trolls bears from now on to confuse the hell out of them and also serve as a code for us and the mods when we talk about them and to confuse the living shit out of them. They will think we all went bananas in here.
Someone then proposed to launch said bears far distances to finally get rid of them for good.

Now we discuss by what means we get rid of them. We have concluded that medieval siege engines are sufficient in this purpose.

And the more i talk about we did this and we did that the more i feel like a borg. We are the borg. Resistance is futile. Prepare to get launched by a catapult or trebuchet......... We not sure yet which of those we will use.

 

[hrimthyrs]

Prepare to get launched by a catapult or trebuchet......... We not sure yet which of those we will use.

I propose alternating days.

 

[Miðgarðsormr]

I propose alternating days.

But we need to keep a window open for the cannon guys. And i am pretty sure some people would build a giant slingshot thing as well.

 

[Deleted member 3353575]

Yup, I recommend using

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, (the largest-calibre

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weapon ever used in combat).
Should be able to get the bears into orbit!

 

[yoda123]

 

[SSBBSNAKE]

 

[red_faced]

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Bear baiting.

 

[Draakaap23]

Are we using Mangonels or trebuckets to launch bears at Denise's butt? (not that we can miss though)

 

[cjs]

I got my trebuchet bult and ready to fire!

 

[Penultimateanon]

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I got my trebuchet bult and ready to fire!

Nice catapult!

 

[Oreden]

Is there a way to keep Macy and Denice from "experimenting" together? I'm tired of their scenes

 

[Barry Nyle]

Is there a way to keep Macy and Denice from "experimenting" together? I'm tired of their scenes

No.

 

[MrFriendly]

Is there a way to keep Macy and Denice from "experimenting" together? I'm tired of their scenes

No, if you don't like their scenes then I don't think this game is for you. Their relationship is an integral part of the plot.