VN Ren'Py Light of My Life [Ch.9 v0.9.1] [Naughty Road]

[Dremel]

hmmm I am jalous of your ability to comme up with all those alternative lyrics. My mother once told me not to sing at karaoke bars. Could you try something with spanish train from Chris De Burgh?

There's a peculiar game that runs between
Guadalquivir and that steep hill
And at dead of night the whistle blows
And loyal fans hear
she's running still

And then they hush their forum trolls back to sleep
quote the posts, upstairs they creep
For it is said that the souls of the thread
Fill this game ten thousand deep

Well a good poster lay dying, with his quotes by his side
His brethren were sighing, knelt in likes before he died
But above his post just a waiting for the thread
Was a troll with a twinkle in his eye
Well Naughtyroad's not around and look what I've found, this one's mine

Just then Naughtyroad himself appeared in a blinding flash of light
And shouted at the poster, get thee hence to endless night
But the poster just grinned and said I may have sinned
But there's no need to push me around
I got here first so you can do your worst
He's lurking around

But I think I'll give you one more chance
Said the poster with a smile
So throw away that stupid delay
It's really not your style
Immersion is the name, Loml is the game
We'll play right here on this site
And then we'll bet for the biggest stakes yet
The souls of this thread

And I said look out, Naughtyroad, they're going to win
The sun is down and the night is riding in
The game is dead on time, many souls are on the line
Oh Naughtyroad, They're going to win

Well the moderators they cut the posts
And they dealt them each a hand of five
And for Naughtyroad, he was praying hard
For this thread to really thrive
Well the poster had three aces and a king
And Naughtyroad, he was running for a straight
He had the queen and the knave and nine and ten of spades
All he needed was the eight

And Naughtyroad he called for one more card
But he drew the diamond eight
And the poster said to the god of games
I believe you've got it late
So tell me when for the time has come
To see who'll be the king of this place
But as he spoke, from beneath his quote
He slipped another ace

Ten thousand souls was the opening bid
And it soon went up to fifty nine
But Naughtyroad didn't see what the poster did
And he said that suits me fine
I'll raise you high to a hundred and five
And forever put an end to your sins
But the poster let out a mighty repost, my quote wins

And I said Naughtyroad, oh Naughtyroad, you let them win
The sun is down and the night is riding in
This game is dead on time, many souls are on the line
Oh Naughtyroad, don't let them win

Well that peculiar train still runs between
Guadalquivir and that steep hill
And at dead of night the whistle blows
And loyal fans fear
she's running still

And far away in some recess
Naughtyroad and that newbie poster are now playing chess
The poster still cheats and wins more souls
And as for Naughtyroad, well, he's just doing his best

And I said Naughtyroad, oh Naughtyroad, you've got to win
The sun is down and the night is riding in
This game is still on time, oh my soul is on the line
Oh Naughtyroad, you've got to win

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[FishHeadPuppet]

Any news on when the next release comes out ??

Scroll up.

 

[Turning Tricks]

I think this forum needs a post algorithm that does sorta the same thing as when you start a new thread... doing a basic search and returning similar such topics already created.

But in this particular thread, I feel the script would have to have something a little more proactive; such as making a big rubber hand come out of your keyboard and slapping you across the face if you even start to type the words "When... " , "Any idea ... ", ".... abandoned ... " etc.

 

[Knight_of_the_lance]

Ok Dremel you continualy impress me. What can I say this time around it is doubly awesome as it is well representative of the current state of the thread. You have my undieing admiration for what you manage to make. Hats down.

 

[Turning Tricks]

Ok Dremel you continualy impress me. What can I say this time around it is doubly awesome as it is well representative of the current state of the thread. You have my undieing admiration for what you manage to make. Hats down.

I'm kinda leaning more towards this song as being representative to the current state of this thread ...

 

[Mee&Mee]

This game is great, nice story, beauty girls, but lets be honest, more than one year for a new release is kind of too much

 

[PBS666]

This game is great, nice story, beauty girls, but lets be honest, more than one year for a new release is kind of too much

But in this particular thread, I feel the script would have to have something a little more proactive; such as making a big rubber hand come out of your keyboard and slapping you across the face if you even start to type the words "When... " , "Any idea ... ", ".... abandoned ... " etc.

Where's that rubber hand when you need it

 

[Ali ibn Hassan]

I am hereby pronouncing it be unlawful and very bad form indeed to be stupid on this here interweb!
Those guilty of stupidity will be severely slapped with a well greased rubbery chickenlike object!
The sentence will be carried out when the culprit least expect it.

Signed in the year of our misfortune

Genlteman Jim
Retired

 

[Miðgarðsormr]

This game is great, nice story, beauty girls, but lets be honest, more than one year for a new release is kind of too much

Yeah thats why movies, games and music albums are always done in mere weeks with hundreds of people working on this stuff. Clearly a one man show should be able to pull this off much faster...

 

[Kulman]

Me looking at these progress bars like

 

[naughtyroad]

This game is great, nice story, beauty girls, but lets be honest, more than one year for a new release is kind of too much

I had this really great dream once, if you can call it that. I'd been hitting that midnight oil pretty hard, and when my alarm clock went off early, in my half-awake state, I conceived of this fantastic notion that, if I'd just set the clock back by one hour, I could sleep for an hour more, and still get up by 7 am. Brilliant, right?

So, still in that weird and wonderful mindset somewhere half between waking and sleeping, I did just that, and closed my eyes again feeling warm and really pleased with myself for having discovered this amazing life-hack that no one even knew about. Well, I did have a really good one hour snooze, but my boss at the time didn't find this little anecdote half as amusing as I did when I showed up late for work. Oh well.

There's this annoying, unwritten rule in this universe, that if a task takes something like, say 3.000 hours of work to complete, you actually have to complete 3.000 hours of work. I know, it's really unfair and all. But contrary to what most managers believe, going "honestly, it's a bit much, innit?", and then waving your hand does not in fact complete a task as if by magic.

I was really miffed when I finally woke that day at 8 am and brutally had my time-traveling superpowers stripped away from me, and I hate to be the one to put you through the same sort of experience, buddy, but... that's just life, man. So sorry.

 

[bombadilio]

naughtyroad do you have a monero address? I'd like to donate to you but I hope you understand not wanting to under my real id or anything. Really like the game and want to show my appreciation.

 

[naughtyroad]

naughtyroad do you have a monero address? I'd like to donate to you but I hope you understand not wanting to under my real id or anything. Really like the game and want to show my appreciation.

Cheers, much appreciated,. and I'm glad you enjoy it. I've got the three options to the left (patreon, subscribestar and bmac), and

You must be registered to see the links

, but no monero, sorry. None of those show any actual credit card or bank account info to creators if that's what has you worried, all I get to see is an account name, and on some of those, an e-mail address or discord handle.

 

[kifon]

Is it possible that we might see the update this christmas?

 

[PussyDelendaEst]

I think some moaning is fine here and there. It shows care and interest still. As annoying as it must be to deal with it can come from a place of misguided love. I've only been waiting 2 months and I'm getting antsy lol. I'm not the type to complain about it though but I can empathize with those who do.

People just show emotions differently, for better or worse. Being a DIK about it is never ok though. GL NR

 

[clowns234]

naughtyroad do you have a monero address? I'd like to donate to you but I hope you understand not wanting to under my real id or anything. Really like the game and want to show my appreciation.

Cheers, much appreciated,. and I'm glad you enjoy it. I've got the three options to the left (patreon, subscribestar and bmac), and

You must be registered to see the links

, but no monero, sorry. None of those show any actual credit card or bank account info to creators if that's what has you worried, all I get to see is an account name, and on some of those, an e-mail address or discord handle.

Not sure how it works outside the U.S., but here you can buy pre-paid VISA cards, so purchases don't show up on any personal / company bank statements.

 

[naughtyroad]

(...)

Edit - right, sorry, misinterpreted your message there. NM.

Btw, ngl, the reference to cato in your account name made me lol.

 

[LarryK]

Being a DIK is never ok though

I thought "Being a DIK" was a lot of fun. Shallow, but fun

 

[PussyDelendaEst]

I thought "Being a DIK" was a lot of fun. Shallow, but fun

I never said anything about being a MASSIVE DIK that's acceptable.

 

[fried]

I think some moaning is fine here and there. It shows care and interest still. As annoying as it must be to deal with it can come from a place of misguided love. I've only been waiting 2 months and I'm getting antsy lol. I'm not the type to complain about it though but I can empathize with those who do.

People just show emotions differently, for better or worse. Being a DIK about it is never ok though. GL NR

Yes, though the most recent moaning was done from the position of a pathetic trolling attempt.

We sometimes allow that to stay up when the community and/or Dev deals with it in a solid fashion and it gives fair warning to future attempts.