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Me either. I wouldn't touch that with Bill Clintons dick or a 1000 ft pole.To be 100% honest... I would NOT be able to even get it up for Barb!
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Me either. I wouldn't touch that with Bill Clintons dick or a 1000 ft pole.To be 100% honest... I would NOT be able to even get it up for Barb!
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Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure Twila is the girl who owns the gym. I think we've only seen her once.Right... who or what the fuck is a Twila??? Beginning to think I am not playing the same fucking game! hahaha
Oh... while I'm here... Just for the record, Smash=Fuck... i.e. Smash that pussy all night long! Hope that helps some in the forum here... Smash her ass while I'm at it too!![]()
Not you're not she's the one who own the gym and I can't wait for OBD to let her being part of the "team"....Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure Twila is the girl who owns the gym. I think we've only seen her once.
Yeah... I know what "smash" means. But I couldn't resist an opportunity to be cute or dumb - depending on you're point of view. Hehe
She has a hell of a caboose...Damn looks like a Started a Twila train.![]()
First dibs on pulling the smash train on Twila!Damn looks like a Started a Twila train.![]()
Always knew we'd get around to her eventually. OBD never leaves a pussy unplumbed. Well... except for Bard. Wait did I already say that?Damn looks like a Started a Twila train.![]()
More than a shallow grave is required. We do not want her rising like the zombie that she is and searching for D!(k$.Always knew we'd get around to her eventually. OBD never leaves a pussy unplumbed. Well... except for Bard. Wait did I already say that?
Oh, and if you read this, OBD, there will be no revenge fuck nightmares! A shallow grave will do just fine, thank you.
I was thinking more along the lines of putting her corpse through the meat grinder to make burgers for the Minion's next BBQ so all the assholes can have one last taste of Barb while we dispose of the evidence and make our plans for war...More than a shallow grave is required. We do not want her rising like the zombie that she is and searching for D!(k$.
I would suggest a volcano, but that would likely spit her straight out as well. (Unless we get an unobtainium box {material from the film The Core} put her inside it and then throw her into the volcano.)
Make sure that the meat grinder has industrial diamond blades then. Needs to be strong to get through her hide.I was thinking more along the lines of putting her corpse through the meat grinder to make burgers for the Minion's next BBQ so all the assholes can have one last taste of Barb while we dispose of the evidence and make our plans for war...
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Well, the volcano spat out Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan on the island of the Wopani Woo so, anything is possible. An unobtainium box would be... well, unobtainable.More than a shallow grave is required. We do not want her rising like the zombie that she is and searching for D!(k$.
I would suggest a volcano, but that would likely spit her straight out as well. (Unless we get an unobtainium box {material from the film The Core} put her inside it and then throw her into the volcano.)
How about we send her into Shelob's Lair in the Ephel Duath.Well, the volcano spat out Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan on the island of the Wopani Woo so, anything is possible. An unobtainium box would be... well, unobtainable.Dammit! Now you've got me thinkin'. We are gonna hafta get creatable here. Meteor pieces containing Barbonite? A custom Barb maiden? Throw her in a piraña infested river... Hmmmmm
I know!! Soylent Green... nah... who would eat that. Minions? ...dunno you're the writer... you'll figure it out I'm sure.
Hehe... nobody talks much about Bad Bob simply because it is a given that he must die. We're sorta puttin' in votes to make sure Barb joins him.Why do you all hate Barb so muchFeels like there`s not enough left for Bob!!! For me its otherway around.
We don`t even know what happened on the Las Vegas trip, but we know alot what Bob does.
He`s is involved in snuff industry and atliest hunts girls for the film`s and most likely kills them by himself too if the women are no use for him. Raping, drugging, manipulating and blackmailing are just another monday for him.
Im totally fine is Reba just shoots Barb and thats it, but not for our beloved Bob, he needs special care<3
Yeah... in the end, all Minions must die, from the lowest two prospects that MC tuned up in the Fox Box early on in Cali all the way through to Bob, Barb and Willie himself. They are all bad seed. Since the mayor and Bob's sister, the District Attorney, are neck deep in this shit, they are in need of disposal as well. Going to be a lot of deaths in the end... a whole lot of deaths.Hehe... nobody talks much about Bad Bob simply because it is a given that he must die. We're sorta puttin' in votes to make sure Barb joins him.
Not to be grim but Bob needs to die with something stuffed in every orifice he has. Preferably something that would go in deep.Yeah... in the end, all Minions must die, from the lowest two prospects that MC tuned up in the Fox Box early on in Cali all the way through to Bob, Barb and Willie himself. They are all bad seed. Since the mayor and Bob's sister, the District Attorney, are neck deep in this shit, they are in need of disposal as well. Going to be a lot of deaths in the end... a whole lot of deaths.
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Adventure ever on my friends and fellow fiends, Phat![]()
Now i see. I`m not putting my vote for barb so soon since i really don`t know enough.Hehe... nobody talks much about Bad Bob simply because it is a given that he must die. We're sorta puttin' in votes to make sure Barb joins him.
Those prospects deserve it, but we should give a chance for the most of them. Step aside and survive, go with your club and...Yeah... in the end, all Minions must die, from the lowest two prospects that MC tuned up in the Fox Box early on in Cali all the way through to Bob, Barb and Willie himself. They are all bad seed. Since the mayor and Bob's sister, the District Attorney, are neck deep in this shit, they are in need of disposal as well. Going to be a lot of deaths in the end... a whole lot of deaths.
Adventure ever on my friends and fellow fiends, Phat
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Yeah... burger babe was hot, fun and flirty.I still want the woman from the burger place but Twila is a good choice too.
I must agree, friend. Bob is bad news and will likely go down next. However, Bob never laid a hand on my Jessy. If MC is where he promised to be, when he promised to be there, instead of running off to fuck Nikki's girlfriend, then Jessy doesn't meet Bob. Nikki's girl Charli is cute but not cute enough to stand up my number one girl, Jessy.Bob`s a serious problem right now.