Wishing our MC Ryker a pleasant Veterans Day. We thank him for his time in the sandbox and going through the shit he did so his story could be told. That lucky bastard gets more pussy than all of us combined.
Now for my fellow posters on this forum.
For my USMC brother and sister. Enjoy your crayons today. The orange ones taste the best. Do not get so drunk you try to fuck the dog again. They are just now starting to trust you after last year's escapade.
For my US Army brother and sisters. The small end of the rifle faces forward. Please be careful with the angry pineapples. Thankfully you drank that whole bottle whiskey so you now have whiskey dick and are unable to mount that 300 pound woman you have been kissing on in the bar.
For my US Navy brothers and sisters. Do you draw straws to see who pitches and who catches? If you are lucky and are pitching today, remember give the catcher a reach around, do not leave em with blue balls.
For my US Air Force brother and sister. Yes we stayed in rear with gear. Had soft beds, clean sheets and hot food every day. But we suffered too with lag while playing COD because they throttled our internet.
For my US Coast Guard brother and sisters. You are almost there you puddle pirates. You went from belonging to the Department of Transportation to working under Homeland Security. One day you will grow and be part of the DOD. At least you rank higher and Space Force.
For my US Space Force brother and sisters. You fucking nerds! Remember if your computer asks you if you want to play a game, for the love of all that is holy do not say yes. We have all seen the movie and know how it turns out.
For the Veterans from countries that are not America, have a good day.
From Divingmedic USAF Flight Medic 1980-1988.