Time to throw some blasphemy up in this bitch.....
I hate weed.
Don't like the smell, it knocks me sick.
Don't like the taste, i'd rather lick pussy that hasn't seen a shower since the 50's .... gross, and yeasty, but still better than weed.
I like wine. Wine is good.
When I was a smaller girl than I am now, which is still shocking considering I don't think iv'e grown since I was 5, my sister once hit me in the head accidentally with a pebble.
That's the only time i've been stoned.
No worries, friend... I will pour the wine instead... Red or White? I have a nice Merlot or some Cabernet as well si tu préfères.
I certainly meant no peer pressure. Please don't eat that nasty pussy!!! Make that old tart scrub that manky minge!!! Hahahahahahaha
Thanks for having a great sense of humor. I don't drink much or often these days yet I do enjoy a bit of greenery on the regular. It helps keep my bipolar symptoms in check... otherwise I am either bouncing off the ceiling or scraping the bottom of a dry well. Personally, I am as averse to wine as you are weed, except for maybe a nice, dry sparkling wine. I do like the bubbly stuff.
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I do enjoy a nice glass of Bushmill's Irish Whiskey on special occasions.
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Yet, I do not expect guests to share what I offer if they are not so inclined. So please... step away from that hideous, nasty gash!
Hahahahahahaha
Talk about knocking you sick!
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The fanny you describe is definitely a five out of five sick face emoji description.
Well played! Bravo! Hahahahahahaha
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Adventure ever on my friend, Phat
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