- Nov 19, 2021
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Yeah, I know. But it would still be amazing to beat the shit out of people or even kill them with those goofy fox ears trying to reassure them that you're a retarded wimp who is wearing fox ears to simp for all the women that would neeeeever be interested in him. Haha. And suddenly he shatters their skull against the bar. Or he slams the dude's face into some bottles that they just broke. Or whatever else happens. Blood is spraying. Bones are breaking. All while he's kicking ass and the theme song "What Does the Fox Say" play in the background.Wouldn't worry Runner17 think the ears stay at work.
They'd be far too easy to loose with the wind from riding a bike and too easy to misplace and lose if taken home.
So aint nobody geting on a bike for riding wearing them unless its round the Back of the Fox Box.
To ride like Jessy did in them woods on her solo bike ride.
Well technically you are right LostTacos
But since thier job description is a persson employed by a nightclub or similar establishment to prevent troublemakers.
And other unwanted people entering or to eject them from the premises.
You wouldn't really stick Fox Ears on them becuse as cute as it may be.
It would tend to ruin their image as some not to mess with which is Kinda the point of Bouncers.
I'm sure much to the MC's relief.
As amusing as it might look and it would but unfortunately a biker wearing them.
Would end up in prison since he'd constantlty be fighting.
because lets face it no one would take him seriously.
And that would then bring far to much unwanted official attention to the Rogue's.
Which to paraphrase Momma Della "It's not good for business"
Sorry to dissapoint.![]()
And suddenly the girls call him Fox Man. And he becomes a super hero and talks with an ultra-gravelly voice and goes on about how his parents were killed after seeing a movie and how he dedicated his life to stopping crime in Gotham City. Oh wait. Where did I hear all that before?
But yeah. Driving around on the Foxcycle while firing machine guns at those no good rival clan sons of bitches. Hell yeah. Take your hacker girlfriend and use her like Oracle or something. She can chime in and tell you how best to take fuckers out. Meanwhile your Fox Family has all kinds of skills and bad ass abilities to wreck havoc as well. You know...I smell spin-off. It's not the story we asked for, but the one we deserve.
Yeah. I'm bored as hell, dude. -_-