VN Ren'Py Long Road Home [Ep.15] [OBDGames]

[Dimitri57]

Out of this group, I'll take Katya. The rest can go pound sand. TBH, Bree is a bit of a "butter face." I don't mind skinny. Bree has pretty little perky breasts which is actually preferred to some saggy, giant, moo cow udders. I just don't find Bree all that pretty. She's like Cher's homely sister. And, Sarah is a straight up no go for two main reasons... One: It would crush Rai and I am NOT willing to do that... Two: Sarah is like the original entitled princess bitch. I wouldn't fuck Sarah even if Rai ASKED me to. Honestly, I got a bit of a Geena Davis vibe from Sarah at first which was nice... then the cunt opened her mouth and spoke... utter ruination of all positive imagery. Then came Stevarino... I've already slammed Steve so let's just say that he and Sarah deserve each other and leave it at that.

Of the thinner, less curvaceous ladies in the bridal party, Katya is the real prize. Gabriella is my favorite of all of them... don't tell Rai, okay?

Adventure ever on my friend, Phat

I mentioned back in the thread accumulating a large catalog of female characters. I wasn't shooting for drop-dead gorgeous when I chose Bree. I thought her face had a haughty, erudite look to it. (The brains of the group as it were)

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[Dimitri57]

Personally I'm looking forward to taming of the shrew that is Angel. That little psycho firecracker is going to be a challenge...lol

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[cxx]

Did the developer forget about Tracy?

tracy lives with mc and jessie. when was last time you played?

 

[PapaPhat]

I love the way your mind works Phat! That would be a epic "what if" scene.

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I didn't honestly expect the Rogues to crash the wedding. Even as an old tiger, Stan is still a class act and wouldn't allow that, saying to anyone who suggested it, "No fellas, that just ain't our crowd." I was merely responding to the wedding crash suggestion thinking, "Hmm, how WOULD that look???"

As for Nora, I will gladly "leverage" her influence right along with her plump, round ass while singing "hey bacchanalia" to the tune of Macarena as I pump her Bougátsa full of rich cream filling! Mama mia! Hahaha

Adventure ever on my friend, Phat

 

[cxx]

She's also managing Fox Box! Can I get a "Hello... McFly!"

no you can't.

i was gonna add that she's working girl but felt that unneeded.

 

[truaheday]

tracy lives with mc and jessie. when was last time you played?

over a year, not Tracy, I remember wrong, Brooke is right

 

[Dimitri57]

over a year, not Tracy, I remember wrong, Brooke is right

Maybe Angie

 

[Dimitri57]

Looks like we will be ruining a wedding, lets go!

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[Onetogo]

saggy, giant, moo cow udders.

I love you PapaPhat, but I think you need to get your eyes checked. Them "udders" be defying gravity.

 

[cxx]

saggy, giant, moo cow udders.

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[Runner17]

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That is wrong in so many ways. That will take a mind flush of epic proportions.

Also somebody mentioned my favorite store bought slut Angie.

 

[PapaPhat]

I love you PapaPhat, but I think you need to get your eyes checked. Them "udders" be defying gravity.

That comment was aimed at ALL saggy, belly dragging, moo cow udders, not a specific pair in ANY of Dima's images. Dima renders large breasts rather well. Who the fuck did you THINK I was talking about? WTF, man?

Adventure ever on, Phat

ccx got it right... THIS is what I meant...
https://f95zone.to/threads/long-road-home-v1-0-part-1-obdgames.45466/post-10980195

 

[cxx]

That is wrong in so many ways. That will take a mind flush of epic proportions.

well there are some who like those tits (for whatever reason).

 

[Onetogo]

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She has unique talent. She can throw both of them over her shoulder and they will stay put.

Who the fuck did you THINK I was talking about? WTF, man?

Just the context in which the statement it was made. You just finished your comment about Bree from Dima's spoiler picture. Don't take my tongue-in-cheek jabs too seriously you'll live longer(less wrinkles, and health). I do this to everyone and I know that you can take jabs.

 

[PapaPhat]

Just the context in which the statement it was made. You just finished your comment about Bree from Dima's spoiler picture. Don't take my tongue-in-cheek jabs too seriously you'll live longer(less wrinkles, and health). I do this to everyone and I know that you can take jabs.

All the ladies to which I referred, I used their respective names every time. There was no name attached to floppy, belly riding, stretch-marked, nasty moo cow udders. I stand by what I said and how I said it. I have yet to see anything so depraved in OBD's work but THIS is to what I had referred...

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[Dimitri57]

All the ladies to which I referred, I used their respective names every time. There was no name attached to floppy, belly riding, stretch-marked, nasty moo cow udders. I stand by what I said and how I said it. I have yet to see anything so depraved in OBD's work but THIS is to what I had referred...

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Fuck my eyes! Bruh, really?

 

[PapaPhat]

Fuck my eyes! Bruh, really?

Not like I didn't put a warning label on that shit, brother! Hahaha

The examples I chose weren't even close to the most hideous ones that I found in my search! I went for just nasty enough to make my point... Then felt so inclined to paste a warning on the spoiler. Both examples deserve that warning label. That shit is just nasty! Honestly, any woman with breasts in either condition should be entitled to a breast reduction surgery, free of charge. Apologies for the cringe, my friend. But, I did bloody well warn you! Hahaha

Adventure ever on, Phat

 

[motseer]

Not like I didn't put a warning label on that shit, brother! Hahaha

The examples I chose weren't even close to the most hideous ones that I found in my search! I went for just nasty enough to make my point... Then felt so inclined to paste a warning on the spoiler. Both examples deserve that warning label. That shit is just nasty! Honestly, any woman with breasts in either condition should be entitled to a breast reduction surgery, free of charge. Apologies for the cringe, my friend. But, I did bloody well warn you! Hahaha

Adventure ever on, Phat

Please tell me you guys aren't considering a title change... "The Cringey Road Home"? Phat, you need to go listen to some Pink Floyd and chill, bro! Haha Jus' Sayin'

 

[cxx]

Just the context in which the statement it was made. You just finished your comment about Bree from Dima's spoiler picture. Don't take my tongue-in-cheek jabs too seriously you'll live longer(less wrinkles, and health). I do this to everyone and I know that you can take jabs.

didn't mean you, posted same pic elsewhere and person who i targeted said he liked it for some reason.

 

[PapaPhat]

Please tell me you guys aren't considering a title change... "The Cringey Road Home"? Phat, you need to go listen to some Pink Floyd and chill, bro! Haha Jus' Sayin'

Just got a free bottle of CBD oil, brother. That combined with my usual sativa and I'm about as chill as one can be!
Hahaha
I had made a comment about Bree being a "butter face" but that I liked her small perky breasts, that I preferred them to big, floppy moo cow udders. Someone, who shall remain nameless in this post, was giving me shit like I had said Dima was rendering such udders. The cringe imagery is merely for clarification purposes only. Stop running the wrong way with the ball, Forrest Gump! I speak clearly and concisely using English. There should be no reason for all this grief and disparity.

If ANYONE needs to chill it's all of y'all twisting what I say and getting the wrong fucking idea! You of all folks should be fully aware that I love this game and do NOT wish to change it. I am ready for MORE!

Now... if you will excuse me, please... I will return to my Larisa fantasy and check out of here again.

Adventure ever on my friend, Phat

Yes, dear, I'm coming...
папа идет, ты маленькая шалунья (papa idet, ty malen'kaya shalun'ya)
aka "Papa is coming, you little minx!"