- Aug 15, 2023
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The major drawback to a Latina is she will cut your balls off in your sleep if you piss her off enough.Latinas tend to have the body shape I prefer, so I'm biased visually towards them. And culturely I'm more into the "fiery" personality as they're stereotyped over the demure east Asian deal. Plus I'm always down for Hispanic grub over all the Asian cuisines I've tried.
So...
I always thought I'd be the first member of my family to marry a non white girl... But I met my wife and we had our son. Upon seeing him my gramps in his wonderfully out of touch way asked if I'd married a "Latino" cause lil dude came out brown and furry as all hell. Then about 5 years after we got married we found out that gramma had fooled around on gramps, and my wife was not the Hellmann's brand cornfed girl we'd thought and was more of an elotes flavored cornfed girl. She's 50% Argentinian and her birth father was adopted at like 8 and brought to the States as a kid...
So I did end up marrying a brown girl after all and my gramps, bless his soul (but not really he always treated my dad like trash) was tight all along.
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