motseer

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Vampirism here I GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

No? Not worth it you say? Are you sure? Really really sure? Ok then... Isekai it is..........

Peace :p
No, no, no, no, FG. You had it right the first time. Vampirism would definitely be worth it!
 

motseer

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But... but... but... they said Vampires can't make babies... dead sperm or something... they are really sure and everything... :cry:
No, but they can make more Vampires. Just think of it as a head start for your progeny.:p
 

FatGiant

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No, but they can make more Vampires. Just think of it as a head start for your progeny.:p
Head... that was masterful. Progeny then it's not ours, it's of the Vampire. We are only the dead host.

I considered lichdom, but they too brittle, also the smell...

Ghostkin, doesn't smell if you wash the bedsheets... but the incorporeal bit kinda fucks the purpose...

Zombiefifdom, have terrible food issues... you know how hard it is already to find a working brain, I imagine in the future...

Serial possession, looked promising, but the prospect of so many years of Pea Soup makes me a bit queasy...

I explored the notion of time traveling, but I can't hardly understand the young people of today, imagine skipping 975 years of memes... how long it would take to figure them out...

Yep, it has to be Isekai... there's no other option...

Peace :(
 

c3p0

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Nov 20, 2017
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Head... that was masterful. Progeny then it's not ours, it's of the Vampire. We are only the dead host.

I considered lichdom, but they too brittle, also the smell...

Ghostkin, doesn't smell if you wash the bedsheets... but the incorporeal bit kinda fucks the purpose...

Zombiefifdom, have terrible food issues... you know how hard it is already to find a working brain, I imagine in the future...

Serial possession, looked promising, but the prospect of so many years of Pea Soup makes me a bit queasy...

I explored the notion of time traveling, but I can't hardly understand the young people of today, imagine skipping 975 years of memes... how long it would take to figure them out...

Yep, it has to be Isekai... there's no other option...

Peace :(
Body swapping? Put your soul in a young body and then in few or a douzen years do the same again? Only issue if you swapped into the wrong body...
 
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