Sorry bro, but I won't let this slip this time: you have been mocking everyone all along with your disingenuous declarations of love. Now, I not only feel nauseous (as usual), but also betrayed.
You've been telling us time and again that you really really really love Ann, and that you two share a very special relationship in which you are happy when she's happy. That you feel closer to her when she fucks some other dude and then she lets you drink the hot dog flavoured water directly from her slit, or when she takes a load in her mouth and then generously snawballs it into yours.
Such a pure love! Such a blissful relationship! Such a loving couple!
And now you come out saying that you'd love to fuck some random whore in a filthy alley, have her suck a hobo off, and then... well, you know the rest.
I was starting to suspect that you had a thing for Chris, but now I see I was wrong: you only crave for cum, you hunger for liters of spunk, you thirst after hot sperm and use Ann as a fucking front to get what you need!
I despise that bobble-head abomination, but man, what you have been doing is nasty. No one deserves that.
June is your month, so I suggest you embrace your tendencies and show the world your true self. You'll always have my wholehearted support.