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[Joshy92]

I know you're just horny right now, so I'm not going to answer that.

I'm always horny but dude I have another idea that admittedly I'm stealing from another game I played recently.

But what if Ben hires a prostitute and has sex with her in an alley and our hobo buddy comes along and we let him cum in her mouth and then Ben kisses her?
It's so fucking nasty & disgusting but I have this strong urge to see something like that.

I'm seeing more and more devs embracing snowballing lately. And I think we might be entering its golden age.

 

[GetOutOfMyLab]

I'm always horny but dude I have another idea that admittedly I'm stealing from another game I played recently.

But what if Ben hires a prostitute and has sex with her in an alley and our hobo buddy comes along and we let him cum in her mouth and then Ben kisses her?
It's so fucking nasty & disgusting but I have this strong urge to see something like that.

I'm seeing more and more devs embracing snowballing lately. And I think we might be entering its golden age.

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Joshy... I just can't with you right now... go rub one or two out and then talk to me.

 

[Joshy92]

Guys just imagine Chris cumming inside Ann and his swimmers do their job and make me a dad.
And in the future Ann & I will take our baby to the local park and all the other parents are envious of our happy family.

And yes despite what society or mean people might say I would be the dad.

 

[CrazyRabbit]

I'm always horny but dude I have another idea that admittedly I'm stealing from another game I played recently.

But what if Ben hires a prostitute and has sex with her in an alley and our hobo buddy comes along and we let him cum in her mouth and then Ben kisses her?
It's so fucking nasty & disgusting but I have this strong urge to see something like that.

I'm seeing more and more devs embracing snowballing lately. And I think we might be entering its golden age.

 

[26thOfJuly]

Guys just imagine Chris cumming inside Ann and his swimmers do their job and make me a dad.
And in the future Ann & I will take our baby to the local park and all the other parents are envious of our happy family.

And yes despite what society or mean people might say I would be the dad.

Brother I don't mean this as an insult, but you are the cuckest cuck I've ever seen haha

 

[Aristos]

I'm always horny but dude I have another idea that admittedly I'm stealing from another game I played recently.

But what if Ben hires a prostitute and has sex with her in an alley and our hobo buddy comes along and we let him cum in her mouth and then Ben kisses her?
It's so fucking nasty & disgusting but I have this strong urge to see something like that.

I'm seeing more and more devs embracing snowballing lately. And I think we might be entering its golden age.

Sorry bro, but I won't let this slip this time: you have been mocking everyone all along with your disingenuous declarations of love. Now, I not only feel nauseous (as usual), but also betrayed.

You've been telling us time and again that you really really really love Ann, and that you two share a very special relationship in which you are happy when she's happy. That you feel closer to her when she fucks some other dude and then she lets you drink the hot dog flavoured water directly from her slit, or when she takes a load in her mouth and then generously snawballs it into yours.
Such a pure love! Such a blissful relationship! Such a loving couple!
And now you come out saying that you'd love to fuck some random whore in a filthy alley, have her suck a hobo off, and then... well, you know the rest.

I was starting to suspect that you had a thing for Chris, but now I see I was wrong: you only crave for cum, you hunger for liters of spunk, you thirst after hot sperm and use Ann as a fucking front to get what you need!

I despise that bobble-head abomination, but man, what you have been doing is nasty. No one deserves that.
June is your month, so I suggest you embrace your tendencies and show the world your true self. You'll always have my wholehearted support.

 

[GetOutOfMyLab]

Sorry bro, but I won't let this slip this time: you have been mocking everyone all along with your disingenuous declarations of love. Now, I not only feel nauseous (as usual), but also betrayed.

You've been telling us time and again that you really really really love Ann, and that you two share a very special relationship in which you are happy when she's happy. That you feel closer to her when she fucks some other dude and then she lets you drink the hot dog flavoured water directly from her slit, or when she takes a load in her mouth and then generously snawballs it into yours.
Such a pure love! Such a blissful relationship! Such a loving couple!
And now you come out saying that you'd love to fuck some random whore in a filthy alley, have her suck a hobo off, and then... well, you know the rest.

I was starting to suspect that you had a thing for Chris, but now I see I was wrong: you only crave for cum, you hunger for liters of spunk, you thirst after hot sperm and use Ann as a fucking front to get what you need!

I despise that bobble-head abomination, but man, what you have been doing is nasty. No one deserves that.
June is your month, so I suggest you embrace your tendencies and show the world your true self. You'll always have my wholehearted support.

 

[BlenderGuy]

Guys just imagine Chris cumming inside Ann and his swimmers do their job and make me a dad.
And in the future Ann & I will take our baby to the local park and all the other parents are envious of our happy family.

And yes despite what society or mean people might say I would be the dad.

Get some almond milk, mix it with Greek yoghurt in a tupperware container.
Nut in twice a day for a week.
Pour it over your face and in your mouth.
Swallow all you can.

Get back to us and explain how it felt.

Ann told me to suggest this.

 

[Aristos]

Do you know the best part of this thread and the official one?
I'm trying to lose some weight for the summer and reading here is helping A LOT.

 

[Joshy92]

Sorry bro, but I won't let this slip this time: you have been mocking everyone all along with your disingenuous declarations of love. Now, I not only feel nauseous (as usual), but also betrayed.

You've been telling us time and again that you really really really love Ann, and that you two share a very special relationship in which you are happy when she's happy. That you feel closer to her when she fucks some other dude and then she lets you drink the hot dog flavoured water directly from her slit, or when she takes a load in her mouth and then generously snawballs it into yours.
Such a pure love! Such a blissful relationship! Such a loving couple!
And now you come out saying that you'd love to fuck some random whore in a filthy alley, have her suck a hobo off, and then... well, you know the rest.

I was starting to suspect that you had a thing for Chris, but now I see I was wrong: you only crave for cum, you hunger for liters of spunk, you thirst after hot sperm and use Ann as a fucking front to get what you need!

I despise that bobble-head abomination, but man, what you have been doing is nasty. No one deserves that.
June is your month, so I suggest you embrace your tendencies and show the world your true self. You'll always have my wholehearted support.

Well the reason I say hire a prostitute is because I don't know if I really want Ann to have sex with a hobo.

 

[faramata]

Sorry bro, but I won't let this slip this time: you have been mocking everyone all along with your disingenuous declarations of love. Now, I not only feel nauseous (as usual), but also betrayed.

You've been telling us time and again that you really really really love Ann, and that you two share a very special relationship in which you are happy when she's happy. That you feel closer to her when she fucks some other dude and then she lets you drink the hot dog flavoured water directly from her slit, or when she takes a load in her mouth and then generously snawballs it into yours.
Such a pure love! Such a blissful relationship! Such a loving couple!
And now you come out saying that you'd love to fuck some random whore in a filthy alley, have her suck a hobo off, and then... well, you know the rest.

I was starting to suspect that you had a thing for Chris, but now I see I was wrong: you only crave for cum, you hunger for liters of spunk, you thirst after hot sperm and use Ann as a fucking front to get what you need!

I despise that bobble-head abomination, but man, what you have been doing is nasty. No one deserves that.
June is your month, so I suggest you embrace your tendencies and show the world your true self. You'll always have my wholehearted support.

Such a politically correct way to call him a homo.

 

[Joshy92]

I'm not gay but whatever I'm not ashamed of what turns me on.

 

[cxx]

I'm not gay but whatever I'm not ashamed of what turns me on.

well that's a long list.

 

[Aristos]

Well the reason I say hire a prostitute is because I don't know if I really want Ann to have sex with a hobo.

Come on, maaaaan! Why do you have to do this to me???
People are gonna end up thinking I have something personal against you, but I can't let this slip either! It's against every moral value my parents raised me to defend: honesty, integrity, justice, and anti-spunky-cuckery.

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Well the reason I say hire a prostitute is because I don't know if I really want Ann to have sex with a hobo.

 

[xapican]

Aristos ;¿ Joguhrcito ? / Youguhrt ? (it is healthy so I heard)
Don't hate me I'm only friendly helping you loose weight.....

 

[Aristos]

Aristos ;¿ Joguhrcito ? / Youguhrt ? (it is healthy so I heard)
Don't hate me I'm only friendly helping you loose weight.....

What kind of spelling is that? Yogur is the normal spelling in these parts.
And you are right, un yogurcito light is a really nutritious, filling type of food that I used to really enjoy. USED TO.
Now I stick to gazpacho, lean meat and fruit. I live in one of the most important agricultural areas of Europe; I'm surrounded by fruit trees everywhere. If it's been a few days since someone last gifted me a bag, I just have to go for a walk and "borrow" some

 

[xapican]

Yogur is the normal spelling in these parts.

Uuups German got mixed in LoL !

 

[Joshy92]

Come on, maaaaan! Why do you have to do this to me???
People are gonna end up thinking I have something personal against you, but I can't let this slip either! It's against every moral value my parents raised me to defend: honesty, integrity, justice, and anti-spunky-cuckery.



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I'll be honest I don't remember typing half that shit but I don't think the hobo will get any action anyway.

 

[Sexcultist]

I don't think the hobo will get any action anyway.

Don't give up hope Joshy92 !!
Be more optimistic

 

[atrebor68]

I'm not gay but whatever I'm not ashamed of what turns me on.

Joshy, a question my friend, had you ever had a girlfriend and tried to tell her that your desire is to share her ?