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Best girl?

  • Ann

    Votes: 5,794 25.5%
  • Vanessa

    Votes: 5,448 23.9%
  • Alex

    Votes: 3,261 14.3%
  • Emily

    Votes: 3,095 13.6%
  • Jenny

    Votes: 595 2.6%
  • Amber

    Votes: 219 1.0%
  • Merry

    Votes: 54 0.2%
  • Vanessa's Mom

    Votes: 2,034 8.9%
  • Fat Joe

    Votes: 2,257 9.9%

  • Total voters
    22,757

Justaphase

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basically with Alex threesome and Jenny bar visit.
If you can even call it a threesome. More like Ann cock blocking, quite literally in this case. Like move bitch, get out the way! :ROFLMAO: First time I've seen a bobble head used for safe sex.
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Also did you mean the Emily bar visit? There was no Jenny in this update right?
 

Pr0GamerJohnny

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If you can even call it a threesome. More like Ann cock blocking, quite literally in this case. Like move bitch, get out the way! :ROFLMAO: First time I've seen a bobble head used for safe sex.
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Also did you mean the Emily bar visit? There was no Jenny in this update right?
What's that ugly hairy object doing between our mc and alex's sexy figure? :mad:

yah, ty, I mispoke. Emily bar visit. Did you get excited for a second thinking something was missed? :LOL:
 

Justaphase

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What's that ugly hairy object doing between our mc and alex's sexy figure? :mad:

yah, ty, I mispoke. Emily bar visit. Did you get excited for a second thinking something was missed? :LOL:
Yeah :ROFLMAO: a good Jenny scene picking up where they left off and the MC returning the favor would have almost made up for it. But nooo we can't have nice things can we?
 

Infrenom

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There are some bugs I found in my new run that I wish will be adressed in the final version:
-While going to the casting, I didn't invite or help those 2 guys at the motel but it's implied they sleep with MC and Ann and I gave them a ride without option.
-At the bar with Emily, when we talk with Merry she remembers MC but later Emily points out MC refused Merry, even though I got her scene thanks to Chris.
Not a bad update but I agree the wait can be too much. I hope dev don't give up on the game.
 

DoubleDabbler

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Brother, are you talking about the prior update? I'm confused - because that's what it sounds like you're describing. What was new with Vanessa? The part where you have sex with her after her mom was last update.
I downloaded this just before current update. I usually loose track of where one update ends and another one starts as I am catching up.

But I understood from comments here that part of the ¨previous update¨ was leaked ahead of time so the current update was the remaining unleaked fraction of what was originally planned to be the official update.

Don´t know if anyone else can confirm that but it would explain why the current one was comparatively short.
 
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Aristos

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....well
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don't hurt me!

I'm not following this game closely. I have no idea what's coming in updates. So I had no expectations. I saw some folks mention it and knew something happened, which made me curious. I heard she got in the way. But I didn't expect her to literally cockblock you like that. Then she did it in a unique way that I've never seen..... and I laughed. It was just goofy. It started off hot when she came up from behind and dropped to her knees for the bj. It turned into a comedy when she went full headcrab on you not letting go. Then went back to hot when got on top of Alex for the double decker.

Now I can understand why others didn't like it. It was pretty much a rug pull moment. Ann was against it at 1st. But it looked like her cuckqueen powers activated by the hawtness, and she wanted to join in. It was just in the most unorthodox way. Now maybe I'm alone in this. But it was pretty hot overall and I got a laugh out of it, so I'm good.
Signed up in August 2024. I don't blame you, bro.
Now, think about those who have followed the game for 6 years and you'll probably understand why many people didn't feel like laughing.
 
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Aristos

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If you can even call it a threesome. More like Ann cock blocking, quite literally in this case. Like move bitch, get out the way! :ROFLMAO: First time I've seen a bobble head used for safe sex.
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Also did you mean the Emily bar visit? There was no Jenny in this update right?
What's that ugly hairy object doing between our mc and alex's sexy figure? :mad:

yah, ty, I mispoke. Emily bar visit. Did you get excited for a second thinking something was missed? :LOL:
The problem with Funko Doll is that she has soooooo much head to give that now we can expect her to cockblock the MC with a BJ in every single scene until the end of the game. We'll have to wait and see.

BTW, the first sentence of the famous novel "A Confederacy Of Dunces" just crossed my mind:
'A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head.'
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ffive

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Brother, are you talking about the prior update? I'm confused - because that's what it sounds like you're describing. What was new with Vanessa? The part where you have sex with her after her mom was last update.
The handjob you can get from Vanessa in the morning (if you let her snoop around your phone) is supposedly new.
 
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