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Best girl?

  • Ann

    Votes: 4,135 26.4%
  • Vanessa

    Votes: 3,894 24.8%
  • Alex

    Votes: 2,219 14.1%
  • Emily

    Votes: 1,939 12.4%
  • Jenny

    Votes: 440 2.8%
  • Amber

    Votes: 141 0.9%
  • Merry

    Votes: 36 0.2%
  • Vanessa's Mom

    Votes: 1,351 8.6%
  • Fat Joe

    Votes: 1,529 9.7%

  • Total voters
    15,684

ssj782

Engaged Member
Apr 19, 2019
3,443
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No in-game gallery yet(planned) but the CGs are :)
I saw the link on the main page. I just don't bother with those. What's the point of looking at blank images? I like scene galleries. CG galleries are okay, but not enjoyable.
 

AlexLee

Newbie
Jun 28, 2018
43
61
My dear Fapbrothers and Fapsisters.

Now is the time for me to make the boldest, most significant claim ever made by a human being since René Descartes uttered "I am, therefore I think".

In all my might - and with God as a ( probably unapproving ) witness, I am telling you right now; "Long Story Short" is the best porn game ever created. For all that is unholy and in the name of eternal depravity, this game has earned the ( recently created by me, copyright pending ) title of !!!BEST PORN GAME IN THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!!! ( BEYOND-BEYON-BEYON-beyon-beyon-on - those are echoes btw )... and all those who oppose this idea should be promptly emasculated ON SIGHT!

I've been religiously perusing F95 for quite a while. Perhaps am I less voluble than other users, but I come ( and cum ) very often around here, rest assured. I am one of yours. Perhaps am I even you and you don't know it yet. Through roughly a couple of decades now, I have been lurking on internet, insatiable and out of control, like a raging, rampaging, rabid, horny, mad and deranged computer-using orangutan with a severe case of priapism, hunting for the best pornography this revolutionary invention has to offer. I dare call myself a connoisseur of cybernetic carnal bystandership if there ever has been one. I've seen petabytes of porn, perhaps even exabytes - I admit to have lost count several years ago after receiving electroshock therapy.

Some would say I've wasted my life. But today, at this very instant, at this precise moment in my life, I can safely say: NO, I DID NOT for this game is the pinnacle. The cream on top of the cherry that is on top of the crop and beyond. You can't reach it. You can't even see where it ends. That's how high this game is on my list.

Why? Let me explain.

First, this game looks good. The menu, the characters - heck, even I look good when I see my own reflection when the screen gets darker, and that's quite a feat - it all looks effin' stellar. Secondly, unlike 99% of porn games, this one feels real. It could all happen, you know. Anything in this game is plausible. The characters react like real people ( although in a rather romanticised manner to cut the corners ). You could fall in love in a blind date. Your best friend's girlfriend could hit on you. You could fall for her as well. You could meet a naked hobo in the middle of an alleyway. Your best friend could go bald at any time as well. Thirdly, it's well paced. Much like those "satisfying" videos of candies being fabricated or meat being turned into sausage, it all goes smoothly and it's effective as hell and you just can't get enough. The dialogues go straight to the point and yet the characters all appear to have real, complex personalities. Finally, the choices you make MATTER. How many games fake that shit, amirite? For example:

Option 1: Yes, I'll have sex with you.
Result: You have sex.

Option 2: No! Don't do it! No, don't do it! I'm a virgin!
Result: You have sex.

Long Story Short opens and closes the doors. You do something? Something precise happens. And it's logical. It sounds right. By God, it feels good to actually select to NOT do something and NOT having anything happening.

Alright, maybe it's stupid to not do anything in a sex game, but anyway.

For the TL;DR people: This game is the best game out there... and you are one lazy mofo. Go read some books for Christ's sake.

I'll write a complete review once this game is finished.
You my friend, should receive a medal for best review made ever.
 

K Ink

Unity is bae
Donor
Game Developer
Jul 19, 2017
42
275
Hey guys!
Thanks for the feedback and bug reports on the latest version. Here's 0.4.1, a bug fix version.
If you had no issues playing 0.4, you can skip this one.

(Windows, Android, Linux, Mac builds)


Story

- Fixed a bug where parts of a dialogue with Chris(near the end of the game) on Vanessa's blackmail + Ann love route were missing

General

- Windows\Linux will no longer keep saves in the game folder, so you will no longer need to copy your Saves directory between releases.
There is now an automatic check that will move those saves to the new location for you when opening the game.

Copy your Saves folder to the game folder(same as before) and open the game. This time the game will show a quick message saying the files are being moved and your saves will be transferred to the new location.
Note! This is a move operation, not a copy. While nothing should go wrong, you might want to backup your saves folder(just in case).

The new Saves location is in the appdata folder.

TL;DR - Copy your Saves folder to the game folder. Open the game. Saves will be moved to the new location.

- Save pages should now work as intended

- The Mac build now works properly.

- Disabled a swipe gesture to open menu on Android since it interrupted with game-play. Use Back button instead to open the menu.

- Fixed a bug where some saves on Insta would not load properly as well as some scenes from the Truth or Dare game.

- Fixed a minor issue where Credits sometimes skipped the first credit page and caused a delay.
 
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nero70

Newbie
Dec 21, 2019
68
30
hi guys i've a macOS and when i download the game it says that it can't open this kind of file .. some help please ?
 

TTrick

Well-Known Boomer
Donor
Game Developer
Oct 12, 2018
240
7,618
hi guys i've a macOS and when i download the game it says that it can't open this kind of file .. some help please ?
Hey! Check the comment above you, there is a new link for MAC users that should fix your issue! :)
 
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ltpika

Engaged Member
Aug 6, 2016
2,548
2,832
if you save in the bar bathroom it bugs the save

How do you get the sleeping vanessa scene?
 
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lonerboner

Member
Jul 24, 2019
145
324
this game is so good but damn my laptop overheat so fast or when ever I try to play a [unity] game it always overheating my laptop. I can only play a unity game without overheating my laptop is when there is a graphic quality setting to lower the GQ, like the game "Man of the House". I wish this game has that kind of settings desperate to play this game lol.
 
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MrWally

Active Member
Jul 14, 2018
521
347
After the birthday bar scene and the homeless not teasing scene the game freezes while Ann is giving a blowjob. Tried different approaches, but that scene always freezes the game. Any help here? I have the 4.1 vs
 

SAMASH112

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Donor
Nov 19, 2018
1,035
2,464
Yep, you're right. Same in android.
CGs are dead.

Also is it possible for Ann to tease the homeless dude? I feel like I've tried everything haha
After the birthday bar scene and the homeless not teasing scene the game freezes while Ann is giving a blowjob. Tried different approaches, but that scene always freezes the game. Any help here? I have the 4.1 vs
Maybe the developer plans to add the scene in the next update, dunno. I have extracted all render. For now there is no more content within the game referring to the hobo. Maybe the developer can answer this question.
 
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