Best girl?

  • Ann

    Votes: 4,353 26.2%
  • Vanessa

    Votes: 4,078 24.5%
  • Alex

    Votes: 2,367 14.2%
  • Emily

    Votes: 2,087 12.6%
  • Jenny

    Votes: 479 2.9%
  • Amber

    Votes: 158 1.0%
  • Merry

    Votes: 39 0.2%
  • Vanessa's Mom

    Votes: 1,421 8.5%
  • Fat Joe

    Votes: 1,638 9.9%

  • Total voters
    16,620

ffive

Conversation Conqueror
Jun 19, 2022
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I'm not saying they should have started fucking so early or anything like that, but man... that shit is just two renders that go by in a flash and then she calls it off. WTF!
Technically, that scene lasts until you advance to the next dialogue. So if it goes by in a flash, that's just because you speed through the text rather than watch it for a bit. :sneaky:
 

Aristos

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Dec 28, 2017
5,518
16,510
Technically, that scene lasts until you advance to the next dialogue. So if it goes by in a flash, that's just because you speed through the text rather than watch it for a bit. :sneaky:
Come on, you know what I meant. You can spend 20 minutes looking at those 2 renders and watching the repetitive animation, but there's no variation or progress in the scene at all. As soon as you click, it's gone.
 
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Omiga91

Newbie
Jan 25, 2020
23
22
rejecting Ann, and friend-zoning Ven is way to much fun, I really didn't feel that I missed out, I had to replay the game to see the content
 

Lord Bradley

Well-Known Member
May 28, 2019
1,000
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Sist... I mean roommate was so helpful preparing MC for date with Alex I wonder what else she will help MC with. Could use some pointers how to eat out Ann or Vanessa better, just sayin' :sneaky:
 
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GarchAngel25

Newbie
Jul 10, 2017
24
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Speaking of which, is it me or did bobblehead's head get smaller recently?
NO, it's you realizing that her head never was so big and disproportionate to her body as some losers proclaim. Welcome to the supreme truth of Ann being the only hot and attractive woman of the entire game, while the others are insipid and unattractive attempts of women that are on the game.Just kidding even when she's my main love interest. :KEK:
 

Dark479

Member
Dec 15, 2023
336
389
There's some really weird stuff happening in this game I don't understand.

The biggest issue being, why is the MC telling his life story to a random stranger he doesn't even know the name of? You know there's going to be some plot twist happening there at the end where she's revealed to be someone important.

Secondly, what's with the annoying lady that works all the jobs in town? It's almost like she's getting weird jobs to spy on the MC except that would require her to know where he will be ahead of time. Maybe she just keeps getting fired from jobs for being lousy at them, which kinda make sense but then how does the MC always end up running into her.

And lastly there's Kim, she was just hanging out in a closed bar for no reason only to then try to screw the MC as soon as she met him...another one that seemed to have been waiting for him with knowledge he'll be there.
 

Dark479

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Dec 15, 2023
336
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Fortunately for most of us this isn't that kind of porno game, i.e:

Step into the fascinating world of a normal guy who is forced to go back to his normal home town called Milfport to solve the normal mystery of his father suddenly vanishing into thin air; rekindle old relationships, discover new metaphysical truths and learn about a sinister secret plot - that won't even be relevant to the story until the final version releases 10 years later - to prevent you from building a normal loving relationship with your landlady. MONEY ME NOW Ahem, this is a story-driven adult vn not a fap game, the dev team proudly opposes ntr and too many sex scenes in fap games... I mean adult vns.​
What? I have no idea what you're talking about and none of what you said has anything to do with what I talked about at all.
 
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