At the risk of offending someone with my language?
This game is retarded.
We're talking "shutting off your brain isn't going to do it. Lobotomize yourself with an ice pick through your eye socket, and just maybe your brain will be shut off enough to follow the story."
Despite the not-amazing renders, the game and the girls are good for a fap, but the story, situations, and interactions are so bad that thinking about any of them, in the most limited of contexts, is enough to give yourself a migraine.
"Hi, director of the prison I am serving time in, without ever seeing a lawyer or going to court. I'm like to help two depressed fellow inmates that I have no idea why they are in prison. They miss photographing women naked. Can I call my sister and ask her to visit me, so that they can do a nude photoshoot of her all over prison grounds? I can! Thank you!"
I mean, I get parody, and "sext game that doesn't take itself remotely seriously," and that, unlike some other games, this one is not going for eliciting an emotional connection to characters, or designing a compelling narrative. And so I'm trying, REALLY trying, to accept it for the pure silliness it is and just enjoy it, but I feel like my brain is leaking out my ears every time a new event comes up, and I am, despite myself, once again caught off guard by how ridiculous it is.