You notice how everybody tells Connor to get out of the bathroom before somebody walks in on them? Dammit, I want somebody to walk in on them. I want Ruby to catch him fucking Isabel and be both horrified and insanely aroused, and start that crazy sibling rivalry which keeps getting teased in the bonus features. I want either sister to catch him with Joyce, with all the fun ramifications which follow. I want the dad or brother to walk in on them, and for there to be some fallout.
Let’s put some goddamn danger in this story.