"Hi guys, Long time no see right?
First of all let me reassure you all that 0.17 is in good hands, its turning out really good and im really excited to share the enormous make-over.
im now standing at a
million animations and googolplex renders, sheesh looking back I almost start to feel tired
Now for the lack of transparency in the last month.
look I really dont know how to start with this but here goes nothing I guess..
As I was finishing the last renders of
best hottest sexiest biggest coolest sex scene ever I suddenly had a big urge to dump a big one mixed with a feeling that something is not stting right in my belly..
So I went to the bathroom you know thinking of it as just another daily/bi-daily dump that ill get over with in 5 minutes (yeah I poop fast).
I sat down for 5..10...15...20..30..35 minutes and you know..i swear I could've felt it at the tip of my ass!
But, nothing would come out so I keep on pushing hard thinking (I gotta finish this and get back to working on MP for my patrons, theyre of #1 priority I cant take my time here!!), so I decided to wrap it up anyway and get back to work, even tho I have one popping right below the tailbone, just for you guys!
BUT, As I try to get up I immediately fall back onto the shithole (no shit in it btw it didnt come out yeh?).
It felt like a bolt of lightning running down from my hip right to the bottom of my foot!
I cant feel my legs.
1 hours passes..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..
a day passes
At this point I had nothing to do but to cry my lungs out but I live alone so nobody would hear me no matter how strong I will shout.
So yeh, long story short, I got stuck in a shithole (literally now!) for 3 weeks straight because my stupid legs got numb, I got hella depressed that I couldnt work on 0.17 for you guys cause its really the best update mankind will ever lay its eyes upon.
How did I get out?
After 3 long weeks my pebble sized brain remembered that I can crawl, so I started crawling from the shithole to my room, im not done yet, my legs are still numb, but I'll get there, 1 more week!
Btw, im writing this from my phone, yeah! I had it with me the whole time!! silly me right? holy fuck.
How am I alive?
Honestly, I don't fuckin know, guess I have an innate skill that grants me the ability to survive without food or water for months, but you already know im
superhuman rights guys? I mean just take a look at the size of the update,
when itll be ready!!
So, by the time I get my legs and butthole fixed, I think I'll take a couple of weeks to rest and rethink my goals in life, im still really depressed that I can't work on the update guys dont get me wrong.
But I think it would be better for me to use this time to
reaccumulate myself and get back stronger than ever!
So, from now 0.17 is
delayed indefinitely, at least until I come back from rehab.
Yours truly,
Dr Sin.
Oh and uhhh..like..fuck you guys

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