Well that's 2 hours of my life I'm never getting back.
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This is now the second most obnoxious mc I've seen in a long time and I've seen a lot. Like holy shit, talk about unlikable. From the moment you meet him, I learn he's too smug for his own good, way too overconfident with no skill to show for it but instead invested it all in luck, no aura, a gooner in his man cave and a literal simp. Worst of all, this scene happens and all my remaining interest and respect for him evaporated like when Elon Musk faked his skill in the PoE2 stream.
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Like bro, he fucks up by revealing his porn stash, acts lil bitch the moment his daddy is mention and might get involved, then proceeds to turn the tables by gaslighting his mom.
How the hell am I supposed to like this guy or get invested in him if he has no redeeming qualities at all? The only thing going for him now is his long ass dong, but that's not much given avn standards of having an mc with a gifted schlong. Hell, I rather play the side characters, at least they're interesting (which is good). I get it's a comedy type of avn but i'm laughing at him not cause of the jokes in the game. I also get it's a corruption type of game too but at least in other games, I enjoy my time with the mc unlike here where this guy kills my buzz every time he's on screen. God, bro even dies by geralt's blade. How pathetic can he get?
Sigh..... on the brightside, he's not as bad as this demon from hell (*shivers and gets nam flashbacks*)
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Anyway, at least the milf is hot, 10/10 would bang and the render's are good too. Oh and Dimitrescu is here so yeah, that's about it. Peace.