QSP Abandoned Mother's Best Friend [v0.17.1 Cheats] [MBF games]

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Ubik

Ubik

Old man in a young body
Donor
Sep 8, 2016
637
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MBF said:
Hey there! I`d like to make a small accounts giveaway for 0.15 ENG version.
Just post something funny and type KEY so I can understand that you are in.
The first five people will receive download link and account to play.
Thx!
:unsure:
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A blind man went to a restaurant.

menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
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ardyman_2000

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May 10, 2017
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MBF said:
Hey there! I`d like to make a small accounts giveaway for 0.15 ENG version.
Just post something funny and type KEY so I can understand that you are in.
The first five people will receive download link and account to play.
Thx!
:unsure:
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Something Funny!!!. huh..
well, i have decided not to play this game anymore.. even if you give me the KEY.. ;)
 
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Deleted member 24457

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MBF said:
Hey there! I`d like to make a small accounts giveaway for 0.15 ENG version.
Just post something funny and type KEY so I can understand that you are in.
The first five people will receive download link and account to play.
Thx!
:unsure:
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A man is sitting at the bar, his head in his hands.
Bartender: What's the matter buddy?
Man: It's the worst thing ever. I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.
Bartender: Oh man that really sucks! What did you do?
Man: I told her to pack her shit and get the hell out!
Bartender: What about your best friend?
Man: I looked him straight in the eyes and said "BAD DOG!"

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Ray Vacon

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Nov 3, 2017
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What did one wall say to the other wall?

What?

I'll meet you at the corner!

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

Bah dum tish.

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biwdante

Newbie
May 8, 2017
43
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MBF said:
Hey there! I`d like to make a small accounts giveaway for 0.15 ENG version.
Just post something funny and type KEY so I can understand that you are in.
The first five people will receive download link and account to play.
Thx!
:unsure:
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A man returns home in a drunken stupor. His wife begins to smack him over the head and scream at him asking, "Are you going to keep on drinking?" The man just sits there moaning which, of course, just upsets his wife even more, so she smacks him even harder and demands, "I asked you, are you going to keep on drinking?" The man is practically sobbing as he squeaks out his answer, "Fine. You talked me into it. Pour me another one."
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Casper

Casper

Member
Donor
Aug 5, 2016
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MBF said:
Hey there! I`d like to make a small accounts giveaway for 0.15 ENG version.
Just post something funny and type KEY so I can understand that you are in.
The first five people will receive download link and account to play.
Thx!
:unsure:
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

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