- Jan 7, 2022
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MY DORM - A play for the whole FamilyTechnically It would be Aunt Betty the one competent to help you in these religous matters....
ACT 2 - Scene 1.69 - At the TV Room
Enter Stage Betty and MC (MC grew a 3rd leg inside his trousers)
Betty: What is the problem dear nephew of mine?
MC: Oh sweet aunty, I have a very HARD problem. I was calling on my beloved saints for help!
Betty : HARD? I... I... offer my full help Nephew mine, give me your HARD problem I will do as I did in Africa with their LONG HARD problems and make them all soft and squishy. The only problem is that I gained a lot of weight. The food was very rich.
MC: Aunty dear, I'll give you my HARD problem. Make it Soft Aunty. Make it Micro & Softy.
Betty: Oh Nephew mine you have such a BIG HARD problem... I'll need my whole body to soften this. I'll need to be fed in the end, can you feed me Nephew Mine? Can you Food Your Aunty?
Exit Stage Left Betty and MC
From BackStage you ear loud bangings and Wilhelm Screams, followed by the sound of hoses spraying water.
Enter a dripping Betty on a Wheelchair pushed by a disheveled MC that is missing a shoe and hops on only one Leg.
MC: Thank you Aunty mine. I feel that my HARD problem is all MicroSoft now. Are you well Fooded Aunty?
Betty: Very well Fooded Nephew! Very well Fooded indeed. I didn't know you could food me so well. It was a pleasure to help with your HARD problem Nephew mine. It reminds me of that time in Africa when....
Exit Stage Right Betty and MC