Bad Wolf

Formerly 'Old Grumpy Wolf'
Jul 17, 2021
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Yes, I am. I've been lucky and got the jackpot in the first marriage. She didn't. And I doubt she got the jackpot on the second one :ROFLMAO:.
I've always been the guy that fucked a lot. She knew it. I chose to marry her, but it didn't change who or how I was. I think she thought she could change me. She got preggers, we had our daughter and 3 years later she came out and asked me if I was fucking other people, I told her the truth: "I never stopped." Then I got stabbed. Rightly so. Like I said, crazier than a bedbug. I laughed, went to the hospital, she went to her mom's and left our daughter with my sister, who lucky enough was in town at my old apartment. So, she got 60% of everything and I got my daughter and what was left. Win-win.
 

S1nsational

Engaged Member
Mar 31, 2022
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Me too! That's what I meant by hoping to avoid it.
OOOHHH thought you were hoping to avoid getting married. Couldn't remember if you're married or not, just know you're with your current partner a long time. It's the divorce you're hoping to avoid
 

S1nsational

Engaged Member
Mar 31, 2022
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I know MC and Scarlett are keeping Scarlett being our sister on the down low for the moment, but I love the thought of her blurting it out in anger or frustration at some point. Like say Emma goes public and starts playing the sister card a lot more, for Scarlett to go "Well he's MY brother too!!" or "Well I'M his sister too", it'd be pretty funny.
 

Trope95

Engaged Member
Game Developer
Apr 11, 2022
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So you're her third husband?
The second and last (I hope). If there is a third, it's because she's a rich widow who has inherited Tropecita Games :D

The real question: are you just trying to be a nice person, or did the self-deprecating humor go right past you. :unsure::LOL:
Imagine having a husband who spends more time on the computer with naked girls than with you, who buys more lingerie for those girls than for you, who invents silly excuses to make those girls lose their virginity. Would you think you hit the jackpot?

If you answered "yes", now read the first 4 words of the previous paragraph. :ROFLMAO:
 

S1nsational

Engaged Member
Mar 31, 2022
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Imagine having a husband who spends more time on the computer with naked girls than with you, who buys more lingerie for those girls than for you, who invents silly excuses to make those girls lose their virginity. Would you think you hit the jackpot?

If you answered "yes", now read the first 4 words of the previous paragraph. :ROFLMAO:
Joke's on you, I'm bisexual
 
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