I wouldn't worry too much about offending the miscreants here (which is most of us)... as a general rule, we're pretty thick-skinned, and we enjoy joking with and teasing each other. If somebody who wasn't familiar with this thread came here and read a couple of 100-post pages, they would think they had found an asylum filled with juvenile delinquents... which in a way isn't that far off, since several of us are approaching old age (our "second childhood")...