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I should pity you, but I'm not going to waste energy on it. I should reply that if you find Lisa, Debbie, Kim, or Kate horrible I wish you luck finding something you like in real life.
Well, I dunno... I mean... There's not a single girl or woman in this that has a 44 quadruple D chest. There's not a single 22 inch waist with a 52 inch cooter hangin' from it! What the hell? Slender women? Small tits? There are practically no perfect hour glass figures and there's even one or two that I would call chubby! Not even BBW's? Just chubby girls? It's... It's... disgusting. I mean... I see this shit anywhere, anytime all around me! It is obvious that the dev and people here have no regard for standard pornocratic guidelines. Ya'll just wait! As soon as I find out what government agency I should report this to... I'm... I'll... I'll be back... and I'm bringin' agents with me!

I'll be back!

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It started out nice, hadn't played this for a long time, then found out there were 2 parts, could recognize the second part, so thought of starting the first part again.

It started nice, a few girls, you could add some more, some where nice. But then it started with the airplane, only ugly girls, one more ugly the other.

After a while, I just stopped the game and deleted it, to never look at it again. Why do people want to add ugly girls to a game, it's a fantasy, if I want to see ugly girls, I go to the real life...
Dear Sir, or Madam or Whatever,

It was a great surprise to discover this gem in our mail.

Thank you for the several hours of laughter you propitiated the whole office, every once in a while someone yelled "Ugly" and we all laughed hysterically for several minutes. This post of yours has even made it's way into our inter-offices newsletter in the "silly jokes by silly people" section. You'll be famous, rejoice.

On behalf of the whole department, including the Executives, we have declared you the "Silliest Joker of the Week".

The trophy is being 3D printed in Bangladesh, will be expedited to you along with the bill for the loss of production you caused, the costs will be estimated when the accountants have finished laughing. Expect news soon.

For the Client Connections and Billing,

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It started out nice, hadn't played this for a long time, then found out there were 2 parts, could recognize the second part, so thought of starting the first part again.

It started nice, a few girls, you could add some more, some where nice. But then it started with the airplane, only ugly girls, one more ugly the other.

After a while, I just stopped the game and deleted it, to never look at it again. Why do people want to add ugly girls to a game, it's a fantasy, if I want to see ugly girls, I go to the real life...
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Well, I dunno... I mean... There's not a single girl or woman in this that has a 44 quadruple D chest. There's not a single 22 inch waist with a 52 inch cooter hangin' from it! What the hell? Slender women? Small tits? There are practically no perfect hour glass figures and there's even one or two that I would call chubby! Not even BBW's? Just chubby girls? It's... It's... disgusting. I mean... I see this shit anywhere, anytime all around me! It is obvious that the dev and people here have no regard for standard pornocratic guidelines. Ya'll just wait! As soon as I find out what government agency I should report this to... I'm... I'll... I'll be back... and I'm bringin' agents with me!

I'll be back!

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With agents!

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Well, there is one perfect woman in the game at least.......



and no, that is NOT an invitation for you yahoo's to start sounding of who you think that is cause most of you would be wrong!
 

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It started out nice, hadn't played this for a long time, then found out there were 2 parts, could recognize the second part, so thought of starting the first part again.

It started nice, a few girls, you could add some more, some where nice. But then it started with the airplane, only ugly girls, one more ugly the other.

After a while, I just stopped the game and deleted it, to never look at it again. Why do people want to add ugly girls to a game, it's a fantasy, if I want to see ugly girls, I go to the real life...
Hmmmmmm... at some point I imagine if you were president, you would make a law so that ugly girls do not exist.... :Kappa: 1000148311.gif
 

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We had the underwear section of the Sears catalog - and we liked it! ;)
Sears, JC Penny's and even good ole Montgomery ( Monkey) Wards catalogs were the spank bank if none of your buddies could get a Playboy or Penthouse from Dad, Granddad or Uncle.
 
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Hmmmmmm... at some point I imagine if you were president, you would make a law so that ugly girls do not exist.... :Kappa: View attachment 3495748
I'm thinking of starting a "Paisley Girls Only" movement... Our slogan will be "Paisley Is Purty"! We will be staunch supporters and allies with "Chubby Girls Only" 'cause "Chubby is Cuddly"! We will also be affiliated with "Black Girls Are Best", Lustin' For Latina's, GILF, MILF and DILF, and "No Girl Left Behind".
 

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I'm thinking of starting a "Paisley Girls Only" movement... Our slogan will be "Paisley Is Purty"! We will be staunch supporters and allies with "Chubby Girls Only" 'cause "Chubby is Cuddly"! We will also be affiliated with "Black Girls Are Best", Lustin' For Latina's, GILF, MILF and DILF, and "No Girl Left Behind".
Chubby girls, they give you shade in the summer and heat in the winter.:LOL:
 
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Damn it Trope........now I have to google that.......
Remember the post about American measures
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6 ft = 7 Spaghetti
100 yards = 350

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Hey at least they have the internet. Back in my day we had hand me down Playboy and Penthouse magazines, usually 2-3 years old.
As Will Smith said, when I was young and without the internet, only my friends noticed when I said something silly or stupid. Or when my brain stopped working.
Now everyone notices because people has discovered how to type with a malfunctioning brain.
 
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I should pity you, but I'm not going to waste energy on it. I should reply that if you find Lisa, Debbie, Kim, or Kate horrible I wish you luck finding something you like in real life. But I'm not going to. Even if you did find it, I doubt they would want to come within 100 yards of you (or 350 spaghetti in line).

I know that jellyfish, being able to live without brains for millions of years, have given some of you hope, but with that kind of "thinking" you display, you are worthy of compassion. But compassion for specimens like you ran out on me a long time ago.

Don't want to play My Dorm? Don't. It's not a game for you. You are neither needed nor welcome. Good bye, please don't return.

PS: Learn the difference between an airport and an airplane.


They discovered their PP's think more than their brains do?
I get the feeling you feel like someone stepped on your dick... And sorry I'm one of the billions where english is not his first language.
 
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First of all, you do realize that what you think is a ugly girl isn't any kind of universal standard, don't you? Or are you not old enough to understand that? Many of us here think they are beautiful.

Secondly, this isn't an airport, no need to advertise your departure......
Yes airport, but you got the idea. I just found the original girls beautiful, and then that bunch came along...
 
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Yep. I would order mandatory gym for everyone. And less sucker in food, and prohibit blue hair and feminism, the world would be lot less ugly...
I get the feeling you feel like someone stepped on your dick... And sorry I'm one of the billions where english is not his first language.
Yes airport, but you got the idea. I just found the original girls beautiful, and then that bunch came along...
Bye... If you all 100 wouldn't reply, I would have been long gone...
Your concept of less ugly and that of the fascists are worryingly similar. Forbid everything that you, in your immense wisdom don't like. I would prefer if instead of mandatory gym you ordered mandatory libraries, but you should know what is one to start with.

Nope, the only one that can step on my dick is my wife, and she prefers to do other things. English isn't my first language either. Libraries and those things called books can help you.

Abandoning a game because four optional girls out of 28 aren't to your liking. Truly intelligent.

Gone? Why? As FatGiant said, you are providing us with a lot of laughs! In fact, I'm laughing so hard that I feel like you are pranking us for April Fools' Day and I didn't take into account that, perhaps, in your time zone is already April 1st.
 
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