Dark Silence

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<------------> Formal Apology & Justification <------------>

It is with tears in my eyes and my heart in my hands that I have to type this very earnest apology, in my rush to comply with the most severe rules that were expected under the Patreon HEEL of CENSORSHIP I went way too far and reacted against the best interests of this community by depriving it of my very particular brand of JUSTICE.

I am now, asking your forgiveness for trying to deprive you all from the results of my "Sarcastic Twit" alter-ego when he engages in the mocking and ridicule of the unsuspecting IDJITS that trigger it's presence.

Rest in Peace, knowing that the Unmasked Revenger is on the case again.

Breathe... Breathe... Fellow F95er's.

The Fat uncapped justiciar is unshackled again.

FOR DA LULZ!!!​
Well, you know, you didn't even make it an hour, after you posted the original "Formal Declaration", before your 'Saracastic Twit' came out. So, since you broke the declaration, you must forthwith turn yourself into the nearest corner for a time no less than 1 hour while being the most 'Sarcastic Twit' that you can be. :ROFLMAO:
 

Horny Toad

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<------------> Formal Apology & Justification <------------>

It is with tears in my eyes and my heart in my hands that I have to type this very earnest apology, in my rush to comply with the most severe rules that were expected under the Patreon HEEL of CENSORSHIP I went way too far and reacted against the best interests of this community by depriving it of my very particular brand of JUSTICE.

I am now, asking your forgiveness for trying to deprive you all from the results of my "Sarcastic Twit" alter-ego when he engages in the mocking and ridicule of the unsuspecting IDJITS that trigger it's presence.

Rest in Peace, knowing that the Unmasked Revenger is on the case again.

Breathe... Breathe... Fellow F95er's.

The Fat uncapped justiciar is unshackled again.

FOR DA LULZ!!!​
No more Sirius?
 

FatGiant

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That woman scarouses me. For realz. There's something that screams danger even on her more tame photos. But, damn... she's so fucking sexy. No, I don't mean HOT, or Pretty, or Beautiful... none of that... she's SEX, crazy sweaty sex, sober drunkenly no holds barred sex. At least to me. And no, I don't need anyone to agree with me.

Peace :)
 

Uthuriel

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That woman scarouses me. For realz. There's something that screams danger even on her more tame photos. But, damn... she's so fucking sexy. No, I don't mean HOT, or Pretty, or Beautiful... none of that... she's SEX, crazy sweaty sex, sober drunkenly no holds barred sex. At least to me. And no, I don't need anyone to agree with me.

Peace :)
She'd drink your soul through a straw with an evil smile on her face.
 

divingmedic

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That woman scarouses me. For realz. There's something that screams danger even on her more tame photos. But, damn... she's so fucking sexy. No, I don't mean HOT, or Pretty, or Beautiful... none of that... she's SEX, crazy sweaty sex, sober drunkenly no holds barred sex. At least to me. And no, I don't need anyone to agree with me.

Peace :)
Never, ever stick your dick in crazy. it never ends well.
 

JJ1960

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That woman scarouses me. For realz. There's something that screams danger even on her more tame photos. But, damn... she's so fucking sexy. No, I don't mean HOT, or Pretty, or Beautiful... none of that... she's SEX, crazy sweaty sex, sober drunkenly no holds barred sex. At least to me. And no, I don't need anyone to agree with me.

Peace :)
100% agree, especially after seeing her in Wings of a Dove. :love:
 

AVNTester2

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Well a ginger girlfriend I had in 1989 did stab in the leg. I've never really liked gingers but on the second date she swallowed and took in the ass, that was hard to pass up. Didn't end well for either of us. I was off work for 3 weeks and she spent 2 years in jail.
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Yikes Not what I expected
 
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johnpouljones

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If you don't like redheads, why did you go out with her? I also had a redhead girlfriend once and she didn't stab me. But sometimes I "stabbed" her. ;)
 
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