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My mother is Japanese and for fun, whenever she saw a white person with a Kanji tatoo, she would mess with them and say things like "why would you get 'butter face'?" Or "I've never seen someone tattoo 'penis party' on their back before".
This was before smartphones were a thing so you had panicked white kids freaking out that their tattoo artist fucked with them
 

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My mother is Japanese and for fun, whenever she saw a white person with a Kanji tatoo, she would mess with them and say things like "why would you get 'butter face'?" Or "I've never seen someone tattoo 'penis party' on their back before".
This was before smartphones were a thing so you had panicked white kids freaking out that their tattoo artist fucked with them
There are some hella bad English tattoos out there too. Not all of which are on non-native speakers. :)
 

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I went to high school with a girl who's mom had kanji on her spine, she thought it said "life is love".

but really some dude literally tatted her with "dumb bitch".
First woman I saw with a tattoo was 1981. It was the Rolling Stones big red lips and tongue on her inner thigh. I saw it was getting ready to eat her. Asked her afterwards if the was a rolling stones fan and she not really, it was an instruction manual for idiot British males. I met her at a pub in England while I was stationed there. She did compliment on my skills.
 

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I went to high school with a girl who's mom had kanji on her spine, she thought it said "life is love".

but really some dude literally tatted her with "dumb bitch".
That's the kind of thing where you get some friends to take the guy out, get him passing out drunk, then have him wake up with a penis tattooed on his face, with "Penis" written on the testicle on his right cheek, and "Lover" on the testicle on his left cheek. ;)
 
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Special Render (XVIII) - Samantha

Does anyone miss the old nurse uniforms from the 40s and 60s?
Besides the nurses themselves, does anyone like the scrubs?
Would any of you become a hypochondriac to be treated by a nurse like Samantha?
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Special Render (XVIII) - Samantha

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HOLY MOTHER OF TITS AND BACON!!!!!!!!!!!

As a hypochondriac myself, I'm a little sad AND pissed off that Samantha isn't a really character now.:cry:

We totally need a Halloween update this year with Samantha being the sexy nurse because MC was injured again. Just saying.:sneaky:
 

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Special Render (XVIII) - Samantha

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I think I may be starting to feel a bit unwell as we speak...
 

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Special Render (XVIII) - Samantha

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She's perfect, she even knows how to cook empanadas
 

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I like scrubs... it's probably Reddit's fault.
 
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