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I was just jealous ;) :ROFLMAO:
Me too, but afortunatley Neighbours Chihahua, passed by so I could channel that energy ..... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Disclaimer, neighbours dog is real, but we like each other, and when his owners are abroad or he got enough of them he visits, us, he even listen to me and my better one better than to his own owners :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: often they send me Whatsapp asking if I have seen him (he is lying on his bed here of course):ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

jI11jaCksjAkk

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You know it :ROFLMAO:
It's not porn that makes you emotional, but emotional scenes as good as porn ;)
Seeing how Lisa evolves is more emotional than having a standard sex scene. :eek: Yes, I said it.
Dang. I thought I had finally found a shame-free euphemism to refer to the fact that women start crying when they have sex with me. Back to the drawing board I guess. :LOL:
Your underwear?
Like iPod mini, underwear is for girls.
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The only thing you got was clamidia, bruh. :ROFLMAO:
What is that, some sort of genital infestation with shellfish?? :oops:
 

Dark Silence

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What is that, some sort of genital infestation with shellfish?? :oops:
See, HornyyPussy went to the Oyster Bar, but when he got there, they told him that the Lady Oysters were out of town. But Sister Clams were in and, well he stayed, had some fun and ended up with clamidia. :LOL:


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gino.pilotino

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Hahahaha, the scene where they're driving to the disco after the fight in the bar bathroom. Twenty-year-olds singing an ABBA song. As if twenty-year-olds know who ABBA are. Maybe one or two. How old is the author? Anyway, you were right. A really nice game, even if it is a bit light.
 

johnny0183

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Hahahaha, the scene where they're driving to the disco after the fight in the bar bathroom. Twenty-year-olds singing an ABBA song. As if twenty-year-olds know who ABBA are. Maybe one or two. How old is the author? Anyway, you were right. A really nice game, even if it is a bit light.
I think you really underestimate how popular ABBA still is. Even my 3-year old niece loves their songs.
 

gino.pilotino

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However, to be completely honest, when I met the woman who became my wife, I was adjusting my taste with pineapple juice, and this continued for years, approximately ten years. Now, I don't care anymore. She doesn't suck it off me anymore anyway.
 
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txe320

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Ohhhh Trope, you naughty motherfucker!

That was a nice update you did here. Always love the mix or humor and sexiness and just overall how the story goes.

That was a fun thing to play to end a fun day. Thanks again for this amazing story you give us. I'm pretty sure I still feel how much Kiara was wet even on the screen.:sneaky:

Yep, I won't say much because I don't want HornyyPussy and @xapicanto be jealous of me banging a pornstar after the shoot right? Right. We don't want that at all. Love the guys here, wouldn't want jealousy or something like that. :BootyTime: :ROFLMAO:

Sorry guys, I had to, just because!
 

HornyyPussy

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Ohhhh Trope, you naughty motherfucker!

That was a nice update you did here. Always love the mix or humor and sexiness and just overall how the story goes.

That was a fun thing to play to end a fun day. Thanks again for this amazing story you give us. I'm pretty sure I still feel how much Kiara was wet even on the screen.:sneaky:

Yep, I won't say much because I don't want HornyyPussy and @xapicanto be jealous of me banging a pornstar after the shoot right? Right. We don't want that at all. Love the guys here, wouldn't want jealousy or something like that. :BootyTime: :ROFLMAO:

Sorry guys, I had to, just because!
I hate you........
 

FatGiant

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Ohhhh Trope, you naughty motherfucker!

That was a nice update you did here. Always love the mix or humor and sexiness and just overall how the story goes.

That was a fun thing to play to end a fun day. Thanks again for this amazing story you give us. I'm pretty sure I still feel how much Kiara was wet even on the screen.:sneaky:

Yep, I won't say much because I don't want HornyyPussy and @xapicanto be jealous of me banging a pornstar after the shoot right? Right. We don't want that at all. Love the guys here, wouldn't want jealousy or something like that. :BootyTime: :ROFLMAO:

Sorry guys, I had to, just because!
Wait... why were you banging on a porn star? Did it fell off their door?

(what these guys apparently can't see is that even the male actors are pornstars too... just sayin')

Peace :unsure:
 
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