FatGiant

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I'm sorry I'm not Hawaiian so no damn pineapple on pizza. Besides my wife would kill me or anybody who suggests putting it on one of her pizza's. That's a sacrilege to any Italian from her village in Italy.
So... you better not read this, or let her read it...

Last night, neither me nor the wife felt like cooking, she asked if I would be OK with ordering Pizza. Oh yeah, bring it... Our daughter had some points to spend on the Pizza place, so, she ordered... I chose a Shrimp Pizza, didn't even bother to read the rest of the toppings... Half an hour later, there they are, 3 mediums. I open the first, not mine, but it had Pineapple, nice. I open the second, not mine, but, you guessed it, it had pineapple, extra nice. The last one was mine, and yeah, it also had Pineapple...

Now you may be thinking, was it on purpose? I for sure didn't ask for it. My wife asked for a Bacon pizza, daughter asked for a mushrooms and bacon... was it an accident and we asked for the only 3 pizzas with Pineapple? No clue. Their app is a nightmare to navigate, so, I will not bother to go check it...

The end result is: 3 empty pizza boxes, with a single slice surviving for my breakfast. Life is good.
 

johnny0183

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I'm sorry I'm not Hawaiian so no damn pineapple on pizza. Besides my wife would kill me or anybody who suggests putting it on one of her pizza's. That's a sacrilege to any Italian from her village in Italy.
You do realize Hawaiian Pizza is invented by a German living in Canada? Nothing to do with Hawaii besides the name ;)
 

johnpouljones

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I'm sorry I'm not Hawaiian so no damn pineapple on pizza. Besides my wife would kill me or anybody who suggests putting it on one of her pizza's. That's a sacrilege to any Italian from her village in Italy.
He probably only tolerates Margherita. ;)
You do realize Hawaiian Pizza is invented by a German living in Canada? Nothing to do with Hawaii besides the name ;)
And pineapple. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Sethep

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I thought it was a Greek guy living in Canada who did invent this culinary black or white watershed called Pizza hawaii
 
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johnny0183

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I thought it was a Greek guy living in Canada who did invent this culinary black or white watershed called Pizza hawaii
German, Greek, both start with a G and are in Europe. Easily confused (*hides from the Germans & Greek*). Point is; someone not from Italy changed an Italian dish, in a country on the other side of the Atlantic, used a fruit from another continent & named it after an island hundreds of kilometers away from all locations involved.
I'd say the guy was a master in confusing people :ROFLMAO:
 

johnpouljones

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German, Greek, both start with a G and are in Europe. Easily confused (*hides from the Germans & Greek*). Point is; someone not from Italy changed an Italian dish, in a country on the other side of the Atlantic, used a fruit from another continent & named it after an island hundreds of kilometers away from all locations involved.
I'd say the guy was a master in confusing people :ROFLMAO:
It was probably not supposed to be revealed that it was not an Italian original. ;)
 
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