VN Ren'Py My Dorm [v0.28.4 S4 Ch.1] [Tropecita Games]

[FatGiant]

Wait a minute.... Have I been misreading this Pineapple Pizza convo wrong (i.e, literally) all along when it is actually code for a debate about Watersports ??
Hopefully 'pineapple' is NOT code for a debate about the merits of cock snot as a pizza topping... Although with certain chain deliveries you can never be 100% sure...

How the Hell do you know the dog's blood type?

Now THAT is funny. It's only missing one more line: "I was about to 'Like' the post. Shall I Report them?"

 

[Cra1g281]

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going to need a degree to figure that one out

 

[Chillout1984]

Wait a minute.... Have I been misreading this Pineapple Pizza convo wrong (i.e, literally) all along when it is actually code for a debate about Watersports ??
Hopefully 'pineapple' is NOT code for a debate about the merits of cock snot as a pizza topping... Although with certain chain deliveries you can never be 100% sure...

At least what they have in common (besides the obvious PP) is that they're both delicious (pizza delicious to eat and watersports delicious to see).

I hope we get more watersports scenes in this game and also with 1 or 2 more girls (at least with them wanting to try it out like Debbie wanted to try out choking).

 

[wookie ookie]

And I'll give a thousand for Scarlett. First time... second time... SOLD!
She's mine!

10,000 for Scarlett and 10,000 for Erika. Sorry mine now

 

[Jaga Telesin]

10,000 for Scarlett and 10,000 for Erika. Sorry mine now

Living with two hotties in a cardboard box. I don't know whether to envy you or not..

 

[acowasto]

Living with two hotties in a cardboard box. I don't know whether to envy you or not..

That just mean they will be very close. Just look at them.

That's some serious MGS cardboard box magic.

 

[JJ1960]

And I'll give a thousand for Scarlett. First time... second time... SOLD!
She's mine!

As much as I love Daphne and Kim:

 

[jI11jaCksjAkk]

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I just so happened to finally watch S17E8 yesterday followed immediately by several clips of Pee-Wee's Playhouse, so this just made me sad.

That just mean they will be very close. Just look at them.
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That's some serious MGS cardboard box magic.

If you're going to live in a box it might as well be full of pussy, no?

There's also a joke in there about the universe ending like a lot of sci-fi says it will if you meet yourself while time-traveling (you know, cause 'box' is another slang term for pussy so both occupying the same location in space-time and all), but I just can't quite find it.

 

[FatGiant]

I just so happened to finally watch S17E8 yesterday followed immediately by several clips of Pee-Wee's Playhouse, so this just made me sad.

If you're going to live in a box it might as well be full of pussy, no?

There's also a joke in there about the universe ending like a lot of sci-fi says it will if you meet yourself while time-traveling (you know, cause 'box' is another slang term for pussy so both occupying the same location in space-time and all), but I just can't quite find it.

Personally, I prefer a Box of Pussies to any lousy Bag of Dicks... Even if it means the Universe Divides by Zero. You all dying is a price I'm willing to pay. Because... you see... the Universe, is a figment of MY imagination, kind of an hallucination of my sensors, so, reality is Rebootable, all I need is to go back to the last stable save.

Don't mind the Glitches, it's but a memory fragment that failed to reset.

Instead of "Mind the GAP" let's make it "Mind the thigh GAP" and all Hail the Camel Toe.

 

[johnpouljones]

Because... you see... the Universe, is a figment of MY imagination, kind of an hallucination of my sensors, so, reality is Rebootable, all I need is to go back to the last stable save.

Solipsism in its purest form. I tried it. Doesn't work.

 

[acowasto]

Personally, I prefer a Box of Pussies to any lousy Bag of Dicks... Even if it means the Universe Divides by Zero. You all dying is a price I'm willing to pay. Because... you see... the Universe, is a figment of MY imagination, kind of an hallucination of my sensors, so, reality is Rebootable, all I need is to go back to the last stable save.

Don't mind the Glitches, it's but a memory fragment that failed to reset.

Instead of "Mind the GAP" let's make it "Mind the thigh GAP" and all Hail the Camel Toe.

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Well, now I know who is to blame for those awful settings on this minecraft server.
Survival is one thing, but to set it t hardcore? And you surely went overboard with all those mods and plugins. You really should update them, because I swear few days ago I managed to noclip through a door.

 

[FatGiant]

Well, now I know who is to blame for those awful settings on this minecraft server.
Survival is one thing, but to set it t hardcore? And you surely went overboard with all those mods and plugins. You really should update them, because I swear few days ago I managed to noclip through a door.

That was a Test... We are running experimental new software in order to implement extra intelligence mods, apparently the default value was set to too low and some of you aren't even capable of reading the instructions on the cover. There will be a mass upgrade some time soon, but, I'm afraid it will require a Subscription mode, a la BMW. Server costs, you know. Also, we'll have to implement a DRM and we will require an Always Online setting with complete Port scan. There's some low-lifes trying to create Alternate Realities and we can't allow our dear customers to suffer those attacks.

For the Best Reality, try US, the Reality your parents trusted.

Disclaimer: Subject to Service costs NOT included in the Package. Keep your card ready for unannounced expenses.

 

[xapican]

Yeah, weiner isn't really a thing (unless it's someone's name)

it`s wiener, not weiner

 

[acowasto]

That was a Test... We are running experimental new software in order to implement extra intelligence mods, apparently the default value was set to too low and some of you aren't even capable of reading the instructions on the cover. There will be a mass upgrade some time soon, but, I'm afraid it will require a Subscription mode, a la BMW. Server costs, you know. Also, we'll have to implement a DRM and we will require an Always Online setting with complete Port scan. There's some low-lifes trying to create Alternate Realities and we can't allow our dear customers to suffer those attacks.

For the Best Reality, try US, the Reality your parents trusted.

Disclaimer: Subject to Service costs NOT included in the Package. Keep your card ready for unannounced expenses.

 

[FatGiant]

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Yes, yes, that's why you are one of our best customers. Just press Next 3 times and Accept after inserting your Bank Account Number. You don't need to worry anymore.

Thank you for choosing US.

 

[acowasto]

Yes, yes, that's why you are one of our best customers. Just press Next 3 times and Accept after inserting your Bank Account Number. You don't need to worry anymore.

Thank you for choosing US.

Of course there's no need to worry. I have 0.69$ on my bank account. If thieves were to break into my house I would even help them search for some valuables!

 

[HornyyPussy]

it`s wiener, not weiner

Hence the joke you dingbat!

 

[Ermi33]

Yes, yes, that's why you are one of our best customers. Just press Next 3 times and Accept after inserting your Bank Account Number. You don't need to worry anymore.

Thank you for choosing US.

Of course there's no need to worry. I have 0.69$ on my bank account. If thieves were to break into my house I would even help them search for some valuables!

Like in the games with the girls: I take them/it all

 

[MarsUltor]

Personally, I prefer a Box of Pussies to any lousy Bag of Dicks... Even if it means the Universe Divides by Zero. You all dying is a price I'm willing to pay. Because... you see... the Universe, is a figment of MY imagination, kind of an hallucination of my sensors, so, reality is Rebootable, all I need is to go back to the last stable save.

Don't mind the Glitches, it's but a memory fragment that failed to reset.

Instead of "Mind the GAP" let's make it "Mind the thigh GAP" and all Hail the Camel Toe.

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