- Apr 28, 2018
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I am going to hope to god for your sake that you’re just trolling. Because this is the most cringe and dumb shit I’ve seen in a long time.Uh-ha-hah! I get you, dude. You're the kind of person who cares about size. The dwarf was painted with a big dick, he will always win. Since Christian is a school bull and a jerk, by definition he has a small dick, and he should always be in the shit. There are no halftones, the plot is not important. The sun rises in the East and sets in the West. Nah, other characters. Shorty should always be on the horse
I hope you're not small yourself?
IMHO: In real life, it would be almost impossible for a dwarf to defeat Christian the bull. The fact that Shorty wins at a party is what makes the game a game. I don't say anything about the dwarf hitting Christian in pussy fights after hitting a pear a couple of times in training. The Beggar promised to throw out this fairy tale with battles of pussies in rewamp, but did not do it.
“The kind of person that cares about size” I DIDNT BRING SIZE INTO THIS CONVERSATION! You did! Just like you continue to talk about realism.