- Jun 28, 2020
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So, I gave this a shot despite my initial misgivings and I already loathe it. Katie is of course infected with bimboliosis and cowtititis and thus makes me sick. The description of Lisa being what every guy would want is so off base I don't even know where to start with it. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole. Another case of cowtititis, though the jury is still out on bimboliosis. Sara is your typical girl next door, but it's more cowtititis and the MC has already been a pervy little peeping tom shit on her and you can't even choose not to be a creep. Ellie gets basically no attention during this introduction even though she's strongest candidate for best girl so far, though that'll probably change if she removes her top because based on every other female model this dude uses she'll inevitably have cowtititis. Dana seems alright but as with every other girl I think once you see her topless it's gonna be more of the same. The teacher actually seems like she might be an alright character since she's at least CLOSE to having a proportional body and doesn't make me wanna throw up when seeing her. But to get with her you gotta ruin a marriage because of course you fucking do. The principal is just a flat out no. Elena is more cowtitis coupled with being best friends with a douchebag. The unavoidable bullying by the dumbass jock because the game dev believes being smart and antisocial also means you're a spineless pushover is just utterly pointless. Basically this whole game is one huge nope from me. If cowtitted bimbo sluts are your thing you'll be happy here, if they're not? Mosey on down the line.