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Conundrum

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Anyone know what the new scenes are?
I think I got one, at least I assume it's new...

Likely conditions:
-Married to another woman, who needs to have LIKES_TO_SHARE
-Be in an open relationship by confessing cheating for example
-Have a male friend (you've fucked already?)
EDIT:
She can also call about some rando guy you don't even know, so the friend part is unnecessary.
(The first time this event has fired for me, the guy had both CHEATER and LIKES_TO_SHARE, not sure if either is necessary...
EDIT: Since I had no info on the second guy, I have no clue what his traits were...)

When spending time at home, she calls you and asks for permission to have a go with your friend a guy.
If you allow it, you can ask her to keep in touch by text and get a few brief descriptions of them getting it on.
 
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I think I got one, at least I assume it's new...

Likely conditions:
-Married to another woman, who needs to have LIKES_TO_SHARE
-Be in an open relationship by confessing cheating for example
-Have a male friend (you've fucked already?)
EDIT:
She can also call about some rando guy you don't even know, so the friend part is unnecessary.
(The first time this event has fired for me, the guy had both CHEATER and LIKES_TO_SHARE, not sure if either is necessary...
EDIT: Since I had no info on the second guy, I have no clue what his traits were...)

When spending time at home, she calls you and asks for permission to have a go with your friend a guy.
If you allow it, you can ask her to keep in touch by text and get a few brief descriptions of them getting it on.
That's an old one
 
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Cloudchaser

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I ain't gonna lie the UI needs a bit of an update, it kinda feels like I'm in 2010 while playing the game.
I think at this point, this is the main feature of the game. The "charm" of playing something that was seen as so unique at the time, and now is just so behind the times. A living fossil. And every time there is an update, I click and download.
 
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I think at this point, this is the main feature of the game. The "charm" of playing something that was seen as so unique at the time, and now is just so behind the times. A living fossil. And every time there is an update, I click and download.
Yeah like honestly, when I played this game for the first time and saw the UI I got hit with a fistful of nostalgia.
 
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Gojii

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I would say I'm impressed the dev can milk a text based porn game for 7 years.... but I'd be a total hypocrite for playing a textbased mmo again I played a decade ago recently. :LUL:
 

penzor

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3 new rare events basically and date the office rival




Hello everyone!

Newlife 0.7.22 has been released. Early-access Patrons can find it in the creations section The changelog is below.

The previous version is now public. You can download it using the links on the right-hand side of the blog.
I think that saves should be compatible across versions this time, though I haven't tested this and can't make any promises.



For new players - just use one of the links to the right to get a zipfile containing Newlife. Once unzipped, you'll see a folder containing .jar and .exe files. Either one of these will run the game.
For either version you'll need to have Java installed. A lot of programs use Java so you might well already have it. If the jar shows up as an unrecognised file type, then you probably don't. In that case you can get it from .
The exe should tell you if you don't have the right version on your computer, but you'll still need to install java to run the game.
There's a guide for new players which includes some troubleshooting tips for installation & downloading.

This release adds several flavour events for lesbian married life.
Major changes & additions:
  • Added three new lesbian married-life events, though their conditions mean you won't see all three for any single relationship.
Minor changes:
  • Added a new coupleLife multiplier to weight_modifiers.properties which affects the new scenes but also some older M-F ones.​
  • Added a new partnerCheating multiplier to weight_modifiers.properties for the event where you catch a (male) partner cheating.​
  • Added some basic text on returning to the lesbian club after making out in the bathrooms.​
  • Updated minievent wedding dress events to work with lesbian relationships.​
  • The PC can now date the office rival upon defeating her in their rivalry, as requested by Average2.0 who wrote: “I want to put the office rival in her place, her place being in a wedding dress”​
  • Made the minievent wedding dress scenes more likely to fire when their conditions are met.​
Changes for user-submitted content:
  • Changed Newlife to no longer use Velocity's strict mode. Please let me know if this causes issues.​
Bugfixes:
  • Fixed some text issues. Thanks to nameless, AnarChYsT, Zab, iLurk and Silne Veras for reporting some of these.​
  • Fixed an issue reported by iLurk where the PC and her partner would not fix their clothes after returning from a bathroom makeout at the lesbian club. They will now do so if their clothing was undressed any further than DISHEVELED.​
  • Fixed a potential issue where some flags were not being removed after lesbian nightclub bathroom makeouts.​


Enjoy the new version, and let me know if you find any bugs!
 

swilliam

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A pet peeve of mine is reading change logs for sandboxy games like this and it's basically "Added a scene with your BF/GF."

As if anyone is somehow supposed to know where and how those scenes can be found, is it when you sleep? is it when you work? is it after having had sex 50 times with them while being a shy, confident, likes to share, bitch with 2 female friends you have kissed exactly 13 times each in the house party game while they are a mix of Caring and Selfish personalities but not both attracted to you, one was wearing a yellow skirt and the other blue jeans?

Fuck, I do not want to play the game for 2 days straight just to try and find a new 30 second lesbian flavoured event.
 

hotaruchan1

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Sep 7, 2018
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One of the biggest drawback of this game in general IMO is while a goodly amount of content exists. the flags for triggering many are obscure and/or mutually exclusive. So it is possible to play this for quite some time and find very little content.
 

Massah

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The big problem with the game is the inability to add custom events. Like if instead of working on events, the dev spent time creating new mechanics, this game would be awesome and have large community support. But well the dev is afraid that non-consensual events would be added in that case and has thus decided against going down that path.
 

Missmiles

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The big problem with the game is the inability to add custom events. Like if instead of working on events, the dev spent time creating new mechanics, this game would be awesome and have large community support. But well the dev is afraid that non-consensual events would be added in that case and has thus decided against going down that path.
Here's the question: why the hell is that a problem to the creator?

I mean, this IS a porn game.
 
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badlulu

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Here's the question: why the hell is that a problem to the creator?

I mean, this IS a porn game.
The dev doesn't like NC content, and lives in the UK where the laws around "extreme pornography" make it potentially dicey to create content that pushes certain boundaries.
 

Dracis3D

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Nov 16, 2017
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The dev doesn't like NC content, and lives in the UK where the laws around "extreme pornography" make it potentially dicey to create content that pushes certain boundaries.
Extreme pornography laws in the UK applies to images, realistic images (generally real) only. Newlife is all text....... SO can do what he likes though.
 
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