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littleone

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lol at you people shilling for accidental woman in this thread

in about 3 months it will be 1 year after accidental woman released , and the game have nothing but "parser" and "roadmap" and other useless jargon , i mean just look at each release contains nothing but parser this parser that , the only content AW have right now is this

people think thaumx is some kind of a big deal because he use programming language jargon lmao

you people can bitch about SO lazy and milking ( and its true ) , but the fact is newlife can be played from start to finish and has content in it
 

kymico

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lol at you people shilling for accidental woman in this thread

in about 3 months it will be 1 year after accidental woman released , and the game have nothing but "parser" and "roadmap" and other useless jargon , i mean just look at each release contains nothing but parser this parser that , the only content AW have right now is this

people think thaumx is some kind of a big deal because he use programming language jargon lmao

you people can bitch about SO lazy and milking ( and its true ) , but the fact is newlife can be played from start to finish and has content in it
100% agree. While I'm keeping an eye on Accidental Woman progress the game has taken baby steps in getting towards actual content. Random scenes. Hook ups. Interactive sex. Jobs... etc. Where are they?

There are regular updates... but it's 90% all back-end stuff.

Anyways, looks like Newlife is on hiatus for a little while. SO did post he did post he's started coding a tiny bit and cunnilingus may be in on the next release. I'd figure June/July. Long overdue.

He's also considering hiring help, which I enthusiastically support.
 
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Dnds

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Might be too early to ask but anyone has new version? It has just came out.
 

Flamewolf

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My only question about this changelog is:

As suggested by Saur, added a new, more-enthusiastic response to the “late for work” scene for baby-crazy PCs who are trying to get pregnant.

What is the "late for work" scene, and what are the requirements to activate it? This is SO we're talking about, I never know when a scene is blocked by exact requirements.

The new Shy Scene doesn't seem to be too strict on requirements this time, so that should be easy to explore.
 

gobbet

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What is the "late for work" scene, and what are the requirements to activate it? This is SO we're talking about, I never know when a scene is blocked by exact requirements.
Once you're married, the husband will occasionally try to have sex in the morning. The PC will indicate she will be late to work if she doesn't leave now. I assume this is referring to the flavor text that happens here if you have the baby crazy trait.

So ultimately the only new content came from a community member and not SO. This is my shocked face.
 
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Dnds

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Here is the latest version, guys. If there is any other update down the line I'll be sure to share it with you guys. @wynin



Changelog:


Major changes & additions:
  • Added Eulexia's massive Shyness Cure scene.
Minor changes:
  • As suggested by Saur, added a new, more-enthusiastic response to the “late for work” scene for baby-crazy PCs who are trying to get pregnant.
  • As suggested by Katie, changed the text when the PC is cheating and has a photo of her bf in the room to reflect relationships where the bf likes the pc sleeping around. Also added some lines where the PC isn't guilty if she dislikes her partner.
  • Some small improvements to the text for when an NPC refuses to wear a condom during a makeout.
  • Updated the yamlbeans version as suggested by Rigel and made some internal changes to how custom scenes process follow-up actions. This should now mean that the actions presented to the player for custom scenes will be in the same order as they were in the yaml file.
  • As suggested by Katie, toned down some of the large arousal increases in the concert makeout section and also blocked the pc from having an orgasm on consecutive turns.
Changes for user-submitted content:
  • Fixed a bug where the testingInfo location section used isOutside but the location section in scene transitions would error unless just “outside” was used. It's now isOutside on both.
  • Added the getExposeRemoves method to clothing items. This may be relevant when writing undressing text.
Bugfixes:
  • Fixes to text issues. Thanks to OrangeJuice, Saint Destiny, Ammut, Madcat and Saur for reporting some of these.
  • The baby-crazy text when you flirt on dates will no longer appear if the PC is pregnant. Thanks to Saint Destiny for reporting this.
  • Fixed a bug reported by Allen J. E. with some extra info from Saur where the “anal doesn't count” action wasn't working in the standing makeout.
  • Fixed a bug reported by Saur where one of the standing makeout NPC actions to initiate sex wasn't checking if the NPC was barred from starting PIV sex.
  • Added variant text to the conversation with your sister-in-law for the special weddings so she isn't mentioning your dress when you get married naked. Thanks to MadCat for reporting this.
  • Fixed a bug reported by Katie where the PC giving a man oral sex in the blackjack scene wasn't setting him as having had an orgasm.

To access the new scene:
- Be shy
- Have a party-girl friend
- The event is for weekends so don't choose actions there that have fixed events (like the gym or shopping)
- Wear a skirt-type garment (skirt or dress) on the weekend.
 

tysssart

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Great update, really amazing, well worth the 2 month wait!

No, this is absolutely the single worst release of the game I've seen! One new scene, and like usual these days, it's tied to a certain trait and needs various conditions to even have a chance to trigger, meaning you need to create a character with specific traits in minds to even get to see the scene. The worst part is that it's a user committed one and could be gotten from the discord channel (a while back anyway) for free. Then there is the usual minor changes & bug fixes, which doesn't bring any important changes to the game at all. Unless SO gets his or hers head out of the ass and hire that writer, I consider this game to be dying, and not very far from actual death at this point if the next update isn't a huge one.

Which is a damned shame, considering I supported this game for over 3 years and it was so promising at the start, not only was the game released with pretty much everything you can do now, bar all the new scenes and mechanics added along the way, SO also updated it twice per month, each with way more content than this sad excuse for a release. SO also interacted with us supporters, listened to suggestions, answered our questions in a timely manner, not only on Patreon, but on the blog as well. Posted news, updates, thoughts about the games future and so forth. That was way back 2015, when the game had a very modest support and got like 3-400$ from patreon.

Then the money started rolling in, it was something like 6-7k per month before s/he hid it from the users and supporters, then updates became monthly and the content released was actually less than when it was updated more frequently in the earlier versions. Not only that, that monthly income was not enough to spend more time working on the game for some reason. Perhaps SO has a very well payed job, so s/he could be speaking the truth for all I know. However, very few people make that much money working as programmers where I live, and the salaries here are actually a bit higher in general than in the UK. And then SO suddenly revealed that s/he had a mysterious disease, which made it hard to work on the game in general. Sounds suspicious doesn't it?

At least SO was honest enough to pause patreon charging people in April from what I read. However, this update just fucking sucks, no if's, but's, whys or hows in terms of excuses can change the simple fact that it sucks! It makes me feel better and more certain that canceling my patronage was the right choice. I just feel extremely sad and disappointed that this game, which still is miles better than any other similar games in the genre, is pretty much a lost cause. :(
 

tysssart

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Is there any way to download and implement custom scenes? I would love to see what this community could do.
Try the discord channel, should be some stuff there.



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Haha, the shyness cure that was the MAJOR AND ONLY NEW SCENE of the new release, was still there.
 

kymico

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As much as I'd like to rip this guy... he did state there weren't going to be any updates last month. What I didn't expect is 80% of this update to be submitted situation-based custom scenes. Shameful. If I didn't read the update he was still working on your main character being eaten out and it couldn't be ready for this month's release I'd think this was a completely lost cause.

Then again, I don't pledge to this guy..... a thousand other folks do and if they're fine with donating their money and earn this much value in return.... that's all she wrote.

One thing is for sure, the text based girl life-sim market is ripe for the picking. (Not those shitty twine based ones with porn based GIFs).
 

sdibolcrif

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Try the discord channel, should be some stuff there.



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Haha, the shyness cure that was the MAJOR AND ONLY NEW SCENE of the new release, was still there.
Unfortunately the "shyness cure" appears to be the only thing there, heh (playable at least)

If I didn't read the update he was still working on your main character being eaten out
Oh hey, great to hear he's finally getting around to what has been the single most highly-requested sex action for like... two years T_T
 
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4p0rne

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Dec 24, 2017
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The new scene is broken too. I got an infinite loop of being fingered at a skating rink. Yay!
 
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Teasm

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The new scene is broken too. I got an infinite loop of being fingered at a skating rink. Yay!
Really? I remember getting a little repeat...like at most a dozen times (think mine was in the carnival), but got past it. How many times did it go for you?
 
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just wondering is there a way to edit npc's in a save?
While technically this would be possible, I don't think anyone ever made a tool for that. It would require serious expertise on hexediting without someone that made the tools to do this the easy way; and as far as I know, they're non-existent.

You'd save the most time by creating your own NPC's and start a new game. I understand that you want to have this work for an already started game, but that's out of the question for now.


TL;DR: It can be done, but hasn't been done and the time investment is too high.
 

Anclrei

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Jul 9, 2017
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just wondering is there a way to edit npc's in a save?
It depends what you want to do. You can add traits by writing a custom scene (or editing the one that comes with the game). But more complicated things, such as removing traits / changing the name / changing descriptions is out of reach.

If you just want to put yourself in the game, you can use a character creator to make yourself (it works for both men and women), and you'll appear automatically each time.
 

Gizmo1206

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so after checking to see what the ambitious trait does i have to ask what exactly does it do? i tried a save with it and without it and didnt really notice any difference
 
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