Ooo ... here's a idea for a Happily Ever After:
* MC downshifts with Bella as not to "piss in his own pool" and retaliation by the Sr. Mgmt.
* MC sets up Jessica with Jake so she gets hooked on the "bad boy".
* MC cuts Elle loose to Liam now she's starting her path much like Devin
* Messages Rachel he's trying to detoxify his life and needs a healthy relationship in all sorts of ways.
* MC take some time off work, heads to the island to be with Rachel -- but not telling anyone he's on the island (other than Rachel)
OR Rachel leaves early to go be with MC.
* Rebounds with Rachel. (Those two leave the island and rest of them to their messes.)