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Vakul

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Imagine getting this vexed over a porn game :ROFLMAO:
Well you can do a few tries with that boss and thet come out and say how is your mood. I suspect it would be somewhat far away from what you'd expect from a porn game. Thats the problem - if I would want to suffer, I'll play dark souls. Or some rogue-like platformer from independent studio.
Dude they don't live to please you, litro just make your own damn game since you seem to have so much free time
Ofc not, but is devs have additional holes in their heads, then result is predetermined. Funny thing though, same thing people said to me when I commented aassassins creed game years ago. Yet, here we are, in reality when ubisoft turned their franchise into shit.
 

furry maid

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Imagine getting this vexed over a porn game :ROFLMAO:
Dude they don't live to please you, litro just make your own damn game since you seem to have so much free time
There are a line between slow development due to life or being lazy as fuck this count as the fucking latter
 

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Well you can do a few tries with that boss and thet come out and say how is your mood. I suspect it would be somewhat far away from what you'd expect from a porn game. Thats the problem - if I would want to suffer, I'll play dark souls. Or some rogue-like platformer from independent studio.
I beat it on my second try, it wasn't nearly as bad as a souls game so not sure what the fuss is
 
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Vakul

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I beat it on my second try, it wasn't nearly as bad as a souls game so not sure what the fuss is
well, if you dont see any problems, then all my explanation would be just useless.
But let's try this one then:
What are your impression of control scheme? For example, default escape button is 'Z', not 'ESC'. And to do a drop attack player must press 'jump', then attack + down. And to slide player must press direction AND down AND jump. What do you think of this?
 

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well, if you dont see any problems, then all my explanation would be just useless.
But let's try this one then:
What are your impression of control scheme? For example, default escape button is 'Z', not 'ESC'. And to do a drop attack player must press 'jump', then attack + down. And to slide player must press direction AND down AND jump. What do you think of this?
The jump ones for me isn't too bad but yeah I agree on the sliding one, bit annoying
 

Vakul

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The jump ones for me isn't too bad but yeah I agree on the sliding one, bit annoying
Well I tried.
That scheme needlessly overcomplicated crap. When you are airborn, it would be enough just to press 'down'. Same thing for sliding. Less buttons used = more convenient gameplay. It is not an action/rpg with 5+ special moves depending on positions and surroundings. It is a damn platformer.
Same case with those default control preset.
That things is not supercrucial ofcourse. But that little inconveniences here and there tell us, that devs didn't even try to think about gamedesign. Too much obvious mistakes. Most game engines have Control scheme presets in project settings. And even worst of the HowTo videos cover that aspect.
Again - that is not a horrific disaster, it is just a small signs. You know when some wierd people walk close to you and you can sense an awful smell and see a dark stains - you don't need to be a Sherlock to know they shit their pants.
 

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Mystic Knight Maya
Pros: Game is pretty much finished, female protagonist
Cons: Human protagonist, some vore and other weird stuff

Gamer Struggles:
Pros: Cute artstyle, good scenes and gameplay, female protagonist
Cons: Game is short, still in development

Happy Heart Panic:
Pros: Male and female protagonists, lots of scenes
Cons: Lots of weird kinks, short game, still in development

Tailbound:
Pros: Finished game, nice scenes and gameplay
Cons: Only gay scenes, gameplay is not a sidescroller and is more like a zelda game
only gay scenes does not sound like a cons to me lmao
 

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Oh wow. No new levels, no new enemies, NO ADEQUATE CONTROLS, but - yeah, lets add some MORE attaks for than imbalance boss. Nice. Oh, yeah, we also sell our soundrack. We'll do any shit except developing a game.
You know, devs - fuck you. Just fuck you and your 'lets do dark souls' shit. Hope next your project will be cleaning clogged toilets instead of making games.
I cant help, but feel like there is some kind of curse - more and more devs prefere to eat shit these days.
DC eating "infinite tech upfate" shit, Shirpurple's imagination died years ago, beggar is doing endless remakes of remakes of remakes...And these clowns can't stop fapping to souls-like games instead of making simple platformer with cute characters.
It takes a second to get but its not too difficult, if anything ive always felt it could be harder because i could easily reward myself with the sex scenes. BUT i do agree with you about needing more enemys or maybe another boss fight.
 

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The problem here is not "Oh this game is balls". No. The game is actually good
... As much as I think this game should have been a beat-em-up and not a metroidvania because the level design is so shallow and you can just past everything without any effort (Maybe because they don't want to be compared to other gay NSFW furry beat em up games)
Back when they started the project they were working really hard, doing the animations, moves, the maps, how the maps looked... They even did a Trello to organize all the ideas they had.
And then they went a little overboard
And then the guest characters appeared (hey, they need to value Patrons!)
And then the pandemic happened
And then... Bates happened.
The monthly updates went from "full new maps and enemies" to "a little tweak on something we could have finished months ago" and this is why we are so upset... Or we shouldn't, because we're not paying a single dollar to them.
And so they're going to events and so on trying to sell their game, "wasting time". Yeah, they're completely lost now, but still going on forward.
 

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The problem here is not "Oh this game is balls". No. The game is actually good
... As much as I think this game should have been a beat-em-up and not a metroidvania because the level design is so shallow and you can just past everything without any effort (Maybe because they don't want to be compared to other gay NSFW furry beat em up games)
Back when they started the project they were working really hard, doing the animations, moves, the maps, how the maps looked... They even did a Trello to organize all the ideas they had.
And then they went a little overboard
And then the guest characters appeared (hey, they need to value Patrons!)
And then the pandemic happened
And then... Bates happened.
The monthly updates went from "full new maps and enemies" to "a little tweak on something we could have finished months ago" and this is why we are so upset... Or we shouldn't, because we're not paying a single dollar to them.
And so they're going to events and so on trying to sell their game, "wasting time". Yeah, they're completely lost now, but still going on forward.
You see, you are kind of right, which is why us, the fans of Oh so hero, are so infuriated. If the game had been bad from the start or whatever, well it wouldn't have been okay, but we wouldn't really care so much, we'd laugh at the bad game design and move on. But no, the game USED to be good, and then it got ruined, by greed no doubt, which is why it hurts. It's never easy to look at a game or dev and go "Man you used to be cool, what happened?"

But even if we don't pay for the game or the patron, we ARE allowed to criticize and point out the flaws in the game or the way it's being developed. You don't have to be a cook or own a restaurant to be allowed to complain about a rat in your soup.

Besides, I don't want to spend money on a project in progress, because even it's good, it can always go bad later. So one should only spend money on finished products, preferably the thoroughy reviewed kind. Imagine if I had spent 1000 dollars on the patreon of Oh so hero, only to be greeted with the dark age of Bates development, I'd be furious, and no, the "Hey at least I spent enough money to be able to complain on porn forums" train of thought would not be of any consolation.
 

Thassia Faune

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You see, you are kind of right, which is why us, the fans of Oh so hero, are so infuriated. If the game had been bad from the start or whatever, well it wouldn't have been okay, but we wouldn't really care so much, we'd laugh at the bad game design and move on. But no, the game USED to be good, and then it got ruined, by greed no doubt, which is why it hurts. It's never easy to look at a game or dev and go "Man you used to be cool, what happened?"

But even if we don't pay for the game or the patron, we ARE allowed to criticize and point out the flaws in the game or the way it's being developed. You don't have to be a cook or own a restaurant to be allowed to complain about a rat in your soup.

Besides, I don't want to spend money on a project in progress, because even it's good, it can always go bad later. So one should only spend money on finished products, preferably the thoroughy reviewed kind. Imagine if I had spent 1000 dollars on the patreon of Oh so hero, only to be greeted with the dark age of Bates development, I'd be furious, and no, the "Hey at least I spent enough money to be able to complain on porn forums" train of thought would not be of any consolation.
Well, if you want to criticise the restaurant you will actually have to pay for the food, eat and then criticize.
But I guess this goes out of scope.
The point is that - there is no point complaining here. They probably won't come all the way here to see what we wrote and they will only care about what patrons write. They will keep boasting them.
But people here? We're just playing the game all the same, feeling robbed, but just waiting for the next outcome without any power to point their flaws on their face. Will they finally get their shit together? It's up to anyone to keep on waiting or just give up
I mean, there are other gay porn games going on: mostly VN. Hey, i'm not paying a single cent so I won't get pissed over a stagnated project like OSH and go play other games with smut stuff, or keep enjoyng seeing Joe getting banged by the Lono'e, Gatis, Stier, or Bates the way he is rn, if that's the best this game can have.
 
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Vakul

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Well, if you want to criticise the restaurant you will actually have to pay for the food, eat and then criticize.
Nope. If you came in, choose a table without "reserved" label, and then drunk waiter with stained clothes tells you to leave coz this table was reserver since yesterday, you don't. That shittiy idea is coming from big comanies like fucking Sony, when they buy the guts of metacritic, making them to change rules and to deny users the right to write reviews earlier than 3 days after puchase or someth. That "pay now, eat shit silently and a few days AFTER spending money you may tell something, trash" is crap and always were.
But I guess this goes out of scope.
The point is that - there is no point complaining here. They probably won't come all the way here to see what we wrote and they will only care about what patrons write. They will keep boasting them.
We are not complainig for shitdevs to listen. Only a few of them have actual balls to come here and learn. We are discussing how shitty devs are for one major purpose - so newcomers don't fall into that milktrap. Coz lets be honest some projects do look good from the first glance. And without knowing their fullstory there is a huge chance thst somebody just go and pay them.
And got milked for months before realizing that SOMETHING is not quite right.
This and those dozens of shills popping here and there to tell us how those devs are trying and how those alpha versions is actually a complete games.
Out 'complains' is not about "oh my, those baddies don't add my favourite charscter/pose/mechanic/color, oh no". They are about 'that fuckers did this and that, do NOT give them you money!'.
 

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Nope. If you came in, choose a table without "reserved" label, and then drunk waiter with stained clothes tells you to leave coz this table was reserver since yesterday, you don't. That shittiy idea is coming from big comanies like fucking Sony, when they buy the guts of metacritic, making them to change rules and to deny users the right to write reviews earlier than 3 days after puchase or someth. That "pay now, eat shit silently and a few days AFTER spending money you may tell something, trash" is crap and always were.

We are not complainig for shitdevs to listen. Only a few of them have actual balls to come here and learn. We are discussing how shitty devs are for one major purpose - so newcomers don't fall into that milktrap. Coz lets be honest some projects do look good from the first glance. And without knowing their fullstory there is a huge chance thst somebody just go and pay them.
And got milked for months before realizing that SOMETHING is not quite right.
This and those dozens of shills popping here and there to tell us how those devs are trying and how those alpha versions is actually a complete games.
Out 'complains' is not about "oh my, those baddies don't add my favourite charscter/pose/mechanic/color, oh no". They are about 'that fuckers did this and that, do NOT give them you money!'.
Yeah you tell 'em boss
You actually get it
 
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