Also happens when you just kiss her.
"But like, guys, I like,
100% believe my [cat/dog/whatever] is like the totally
best judge of character. It's like they
know when a guy is like a total dick. So I
know to watch my shit and act like different and guarded around them and like, you know, like 'back off, buddy' right? And y'know, invariably, they end up being like a
total piece of shit, you know? Like just total flakes, right? I
swear my [cat/dog/whatever] is
magical. I was telling my friend that the other day and you know what? I was
thinking about her
right before she called! Isn't that crazy? It's like there's really some sort of interconnecte--[bullshitbullshitbullshit onto infinity....]"